“Just Don’t Wife Her” Website Outs Gold Diggers And Cheaters!
Posted by: Ami Angelowicz
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relationships
3:45PM, Monday September 28th 2009
Ladies, I’m wondering if you’ve been having the same problem as me … men just seem too eager to get hitched lately. Really it’s quite concerning. (For those who are unsure, this is sarcasm.) Well, luckily, a new website has come along to show all those marriage-ready men the folly of their ways. Just Don’t Wife Her promises to help guys avoid the old ball and chain by exposing gold diggers and cheaters, one at a time. Moral of the story: There are just sooo many “hoes” out there.
Men can cruise the JDWH gallery, where they can click on a profile and find out the down and dirty on these women. Take, for example, the very innocent-looking LEE-LEE 1. An ex so eloquently describes her as:
“COLD FEAK PEOPLES…YO SHORTY JUST LOVE TO HUMP…LOL COUPLE DUDES TRIED TO WIFE HER BUT SHE LIKE TO HUMP AROUND CANT BLAME HER SHE JUST LIKE D**CK(DIFFERENT ONES THAT IS) PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK FELLAS SHE LOOKS LIKE A BUILDING BLOCK BUT IS REALLY A SPEED BUMP.”
So sweet and well said! Anyone know what it means for a lady to be a “speed bump,” by the way? Or there’s smiling STEPH -1. Did you know that “SHE A HOE SHE SLEEP WITH PEOPLE BROTHERS AND COUSINS.SHE SLEEP WITH NEIGHBORS AND SHE SLEEPS WITH OLD MEN.SHE DIRTY SHE STINK SO BAD”? Too bad she did him dirty, ‘cause that guy sounds like a keeper! I’m waiting for the companion website: It’s OK to Wife Her! It could feature all the totally sane women out there doing positive things in the world that would make kind and loving life partners. Just a thought.
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Riley
wrote on September 28 2009 @ 02:51 pm: [report]
I’m glad you posted this. It will surely help in the search to pick the right woman for me.
nonenone
wrote on September 28 2009 @ 02:56 pm: [report]
this website is probably just filled with posts from guys who are mad that they got rejected
bethlynn00
wrote on September 28 2009 @ 03:02 pm: [report]
@nonenone: you’re so right, it’s probably guys who don;t even know these girls, but just know they’ll never get them!
ChoJinn
wrote on September 28 2009 @ 03:03 pm: [report]
This is the latest in a long line of arguably defamatory sites like dontdatehimgirl.com. It’s true: anyone can post anything on the internet.
majicksand
wrote on September 28 2009 @ 03:44 pm: [report]
Personally, I only take love advice from people with no concept of grammar who type in all caps. They know how to “keep it real” for us academic types with no common sense. It’s only logical, right?
tabby
wrote on September 28 2009 @ 04:19 pm: [report]
@majicksand, Exactly.
KatyInLasVegas
wrote on September 28 2009 @ 06:05 pm: [report]
Sounds like many lawsuits waiting to happen—and the website is down right now. They better beef up their server or they won’t be in the game for long anyway.
slip
wrote on September 29 2009 @ 09:53 am: [report]
majicksand, yo.
Slip
majicksand
wrote on September 29 2009 @ 10:05 am: [report]
@slip: You forgot to type in ALL CAPS. Obviously, you aren’t cool enough to give me love advice. Gotta be at the top of your game, or you get left behind. :cool:
luke15chick
wrote on September 29 2009 @ 10:42 am: [report]
and the sad thing is if we women had a website like that for men, it would be so ridiculously popular.
slip
wrote on September 29 2009 @ 11:20 am: [report]
@luke15chick, you’ve had one for years: http://dontdatehimgirl.com/
And it is ridiculously popular, yo.
Slip
BlueVibe
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 03:08 pm: [report]
Two sides to every story, and both of them sound like a bunch of low-lives in this case.
lovlor
wrote on October 3 2009 @ 09:33 pm: [report]
i think it’s just pathetic.
but hey, so long as it makes em happy… though in the end most of them’ll feel crappy as hell hahahaha
ChoJinn’s right, anyone can post anything on the net.