Jon Gosselin And Other Celebs Who Go To Great Lengths For A Little Action

When I was in high school I did all kinds of crazy things so I could see my boyfriend without my parents knowing. But now I go in and out the front door like a regular, stable adult. Apparently, Jon Gosselin still hasn’t gotten to that stage. In an interview with Life And Style, Jon’s most recent ex, Kate Major, said, “Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep. He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m.” The couple’s first time happened in a New Jersey hotel room, which Kate (shocker) paid for. [Life and Style]

It’s okay, Jon, you aren’t the only sleazebag celeb who’s pulled stunts like this.

• Boris Becker’s trysts supposedly take place in small, dark places. This raunchy dude cheated on his wife, Barbara, when he met a waitress at a London restaurant while she was in the hospital having contractions. After Becker and the waitress talked for, oh, five minutes, they decided to go bang in the broom closet. Barbara never would have found out except that the waitress got pregnant. Oopsie!  [Guardian UK]
• Britney Spears allegedly made married paparazzo Adnan Ghalib meet her at a swanky hotel in Cali in the dead of night and leave very early in the morning. Brit checked in wearing dark sunglasses and a wig. And yet, we’re still hearing about it. [MSNBC]
• Celebs aren’t always cheating when they romp around in an illict location. As legend has it, the night before the 2004 Oscars, Scarlett Johansson, 19, and Benicio Del Toro, 37, allegedly went all the way inside an elevator at a fancy West Hollywood hotel. Johansson denies the whole thing, saying she wouldn’t do it there because elevators are cramped and dirty, but we aren’t sure if we believe her. [MSNBC]