John Mayer Didn’t “Taste The Skittles Rainbow” With Kristin Cavallari
Posted by: Kate Torgovnick
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10:10AM, Friday September 11th 2009
Yesterday, after John Mayer headed to Twitter to shoot down rumors that he and Kristin Cavallari are dating, we shared with you one of the hilarious things he twoted about her. “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli,” he said. But upon further exploration, we’ve noticed that is not the only amazing euphemism for sex that he wrote in this particular exchange. Here are some others:
- “I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari [sic] with my penis.”
- “We have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
- “I have never Bensoned her Hedges.”
- “Nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.” [Twitter]
That Mayer is all class. Care to pick a favorite sex descriptor?
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_jsw_
wrote on September 11 2009 @ 09:34 am: [report]
Well, contrary to other rumors I’ve heard, he apparently confirms that he has a 5” penis with one of those comments.
rsonnack
wrote on September 11 2009 @ 01:45 pm: [report]
I have to say, John Mayer IS frickin hilarious, and my boyfriend keeps me updated everytime he gets a Tweet from him on his Blackberry, but the thing I can’t stand about him is that he KNOWS he’s hilarious. So pompous.
Justine
wrote on September 11 2009 @ 05:54 pm: [report]
Ah, true @rsonnack. John Mayer’s completely awesome except for that fact. But besides it, he’s totally cool.