John Hudson Had The Worst 18th Birthday Ever
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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4:20PM, Tuesday September 8th 2009
I’m a little sad for John Hudson. The dude just turned 18 and to celebrate his birthday, he decided to squat between two cars in a parking lot and masturbate while wearing women’s undies and stockings. Then the cops arrived, totally busting up his private party of one, and arrested Hudson on obscenity and trespassing charges. The police also found pornographic magazines, lotion and a “pink dildo with pubic hairs on it.” In his “defense,” Hudson says he has a “fetish” for such things. I feel bad for the dude. Just turned 18 and already has a criminal record for something that’s pretty harmless. I mean, I wouldn’t want my five-year-old happening upon Hudson, but the fact that he was squatting between two cars indicates he was at least trying to hide—doesn’t that count for something? [Splash News]
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Humble Bee
wrote on September 8 2009 @ 04:04 pm: [report]
Aww and he’s not half bad looking.
Too bad now we all know his fetish, pink dildos and jacking off in public! His mom must be so proud.
effing hickster
wrote on September 8 2009 @ 07:42 pm: [report]
Like cockroaches, if you see one fetishist in public, you could reasonably assume there are hundreds more behind closed doors.
Lynn
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 10:06 am: [report]
effing hickster - so?
effing hickster
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 01:34 pm: [report]
@Lynn: The others are just smarter about staying under cover. That’s all.
stephoney22
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 06:52 pm: [report]
You’re being award-winning sarcastic, no? ‘Cause if he wants to do that in the comfort of his own bedroom [at his parent’s house], ok. But that DOES NOT BELONG IN PUBLIC. If he was trespassing he wasn’t by his own car or at home. C’mon, we can support sexual exploration and freedom but we still have standards…
effing hickster
wrote on September 10 2009 @ 05:24 am: [report]
@stephoney22: Of course it’s sarcasm. Just a little “think about what you’re doing before you do it” humor. He got caught wearing women’s underwear and masturbating between two parked cars. A classic case of poor judgment.
If this were a case of murder, rape, or pedophilia, I would not find it funny at all.
OceanBeach
wrote on September 11 2009 @ 07:33 pm: [report]
How would you feel if one of the cars were yours?
Oreo
wrote on October 20 2009 @ 05:26 pm: [report]
Wow. That’s a pretty embarassing way to enter adulthood.
If he’s lucky, perhaps he could argue that the time of his birth took place after the incident so that it gets sealed with his juvenile record. It’s worth looking into. He may get a sympathetic judge with a few fetishes in his own closet.
Barring that, it should be a fairly easy thing to get expunged.