What's Your Guido Or Guidette Nickname?

dizzy
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:13 pm: [report]

My last name is already Italian, so how about not.

lilrockgoddess4u
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:15 pm: [report]

Connie Pepperoni!?! Really!

Riley
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:15 pm: [report]

Johnny Mortadella

bostonbabe1234
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:16 pm: [report]

Kimmie Mortadella

intuition
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:16 pm: [report]

My name is Italian, as well.

Funnny thing…the nickname that came up was my mother’s real nickname.

tigerstripe
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:17 pm: [report]

Connie Braciole. @lilrockgoddess, Connie Pepperoni sounds like a keeper!

Kiki T
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:17 pm: [report]

Love this! My name is Kimmie Mortadella. You know I’m the bitch with brash highlights, skin tight spandex with frindgy boots, the sound of snapping gum popping out of my mouth always and the scent of Aqua Net permeating the air all around me.

spatula
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:18 pm: [report]

Joanie Capicola

belongsomewhere
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:18 pm: [report]

Connie Mortadella. And I did my boyfriends name, and his came up as Stevie Sopressata. His is better, for sure.

C.Munro
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:20 pm: [report]

Pauly Sopressata. I guess Amelia is a distant cousin.

GreenAura
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:22 pm: [report]

Mines the best so far…. Suzy Salami. Holla! Wait I mean… yo!

Lolafalona
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:22 pm: [report]

Jessie Sopressata. Guess I’m related to Amelia as well.

wheels2434
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:24 pm: [report]

Jessie Mortadella. And hilariously, and in total Jersey Shore fashion, my boyfriend is Chrissy Mortadella. No, we will not be having a blood test done.

Mod Potter
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:25 pm: [report]

Jessie Bananas. That means I’m the crazy ho.

lea322
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:25 pm: [report]

Joanie Walnuts…sounds like a porn name to me.

Sarah B
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:28 pm: [report]

Suzy Baricole. Awesome!

magz
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:31 pm: [report]

Joanie Bananas ...clearly…I’m B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

MissMiller
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:32 pm: [report]

Suzy Mortadella.

The name is extra funny as far as I’m concerned since I used to work at a deli counter. Mortadella was the thing I always had to go back in the freezer for. Someone would want to try it and then say, “Yeah… no thanks.”

hothaole
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:33 pm: [report]

Kimmie Sopressata…..nice

Shewolf68
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:35 pm: [report]

Hi, I’m Joanie Mortadella

I must be Italian now I have so many new family members!

spatula
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:36 pm: [report]

@lea322 yours is the best!

I Go To 11
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:36 pm: [report]

Kimmie Mortadella…seems I have the same name as bostonbabe and Kiki.

jgd1208
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:37 pm: [report]

Joanie Mortadella…. hahahaha.

resullins
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:39 pm: [report]

Baby Pepperoni! Now I want pizza… damnit!

Kathls
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:47 pm: [report]

oh la la, you may now call me: Jessie Sopressata. I’m a mafia princess

Sidv
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 12:53 pm: [report]

Jessie Mortadella… I wanted to be called snooks.

Ginacakes
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 01:04 pm: [report]

Connie Orangina…I dig it. But still prefer my real Italian name.

Naneenya
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 01:09 pm: [report]

Connie Walnuts - - makes me want to get a spray-tan.

saysay
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 01:14 pm: [report]

Suzy Walnuts hmm.

lyntegra82
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 01:17 pm: [report]

Connie Sopressata, and my boyfriend is Stevie Salami…

that makes me want lunch….

lindseylee21
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 01:29 pm: [report]

Chrissy Mortadella…. there are quite a few of us in the Mortadella family… perhaps we run the Jersey shore?

Ariandre
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 01:29 pm: [report]

Joanie Capicola

Hey Spats! I got the same as you

MimsieSky
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 01:30 pm: [report]

Connie Mortadella- I feel like I should be wearing something tight and leopard print.

bogart4017
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 01:52 pm: [report]

Mikey Mortadella here! We have a large family, huh?

mmkw
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 02:05 pm: [report]

Tammy Mortadella. Fugettaboutit

Annika Harris
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 02:10 pm: [report]

Connie Bananas, here! I have a popular first name now.

Gorigrl
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 02:47 pm: [report]

Jessie Capicola, I guess I’m related to @spatula…lol!

treehugr
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 03:31 pm: [report]

i think ill stick with my actual Italian last name- it sounds a lot classier than deli meat =)

vivicat
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 04:11 pm: [report]

Tammy Bananas, at your service. ^_~

colleen74
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 04:37 pm: [report]

Jessie Braciole

nonenone
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 05:30 pm: [report]

Connie Mortadella

melissaann
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 07:20 pm: [report]

Jessie Braciole!

ajf78
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 08:47 pm: [report]

Joanie Mortadella

Casper
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 11:06 pm: [report]

Nicky Braciole

Stuffany
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 11:13 pm: [report]

Joanie Pepperoni

foxxxyrae
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 11:15 pm: [report]

Joanie Pepperoni…lol I love that!

slw16351
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 11:19 pm: [report]

Joanie Mortadella

vandango
wrote on December 4 2009 @ 11:47 pm: [report]

Jennie Mortadella

heartofglass
wrote on December 5 2009 @ 12:19 am: [report]

It looks like I’m not the only Joanie Pepperoni. hmm, any other Stephanie’s in the house?

Jithu!
wrote on December 5 2009 @ 01:26 pm: [report]

Joanie Salami!

jeffme
wrote on December 5 2009 @ 01:51 pm: [report]

JACKIE MORTADELLA

xItalianNIrishx
wrote on December 5 2009 @ 06:32 pm: [report]

Kimmie Mortadella? lol

but my last night is already italian

calenia
wrote on December 5 2009 @ 08:24 pm: [report]

Joanie Salami.

nikkiwikki
wrote on December 6 2009 @ 03:56 pm: [report]

When I entered my first and last name I got Nicky Bananas, but when I added my middle name in there I got Nicky Mortadella. Interesting.

cbear11
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 10:22 am: [report]

Connie Salami

JackieO
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 10:57 am: [report]

Joanie Braciole luvs it!

MEPDuckie
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 01:01 pm: [report]

Shout out to all my Mortadella fam—luv, Jessie Mortadella

lawyrgrl
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 01:08 pm: [report]

Suzy Mortadella. Who wants ta know? You talkin’ to me?

AshleyMarie
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 02:17 pm: [report]

Suzy Sopressata.
LOVE. IT.

whatevs
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 04:31 pm: [report]

Joanie Braciole

what in the ... ha ha ha ha

Hootie
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 04:31 pm: [report]

Joanie Salami

lmao…

Erica Maxwell
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 05:25 pm: [report]

Nicky Mortadella

MuchoMacho
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 05:33 pm: [report]

Johnny Salami

MarieMacCee
wrote on December 7 2009 @ 07:07 pm: [report]

I’m Joanie Mortadella and the boy is Jackie Mortadella

eeeeeeeeekkkkkk

ModernLunacy
wrote on December 8 2009 @ 02:53 am: [report]

Ah, you can call me Suzy Pepperoni, proud member of what appears to be a highly distinguished and large family dynasty. Don’t mess with a Pepperoni, I always say…starting now…

jadoremode
wrote on December 8 2009 @ 04:58 am: [report]

Suzy Orangina hahaha….whoot whoot.

J.Beast
wrote on December 8 2009 @ 08:51 pm: [report]

Jessie Bananas

SassyDaisy
wrote on December 9 2009 @ 09:57 am: [report]

Nikki Mortadella..hahahahahahaha

SterlingSilver36
wrote on December 9 2009 @ 12:16 pm: [report]

Joanie Mortadella
OOOH looks like we’ve got a Mortadella gang over here

AnaSaid
wrote on December 9 2009 @ 12:39 pm: [report]

Joanie Sopressata…. I wish I could change my facebook name to that!

Samazon21
wrote on December 9 2009 @ 01:58 pm: [report]

Joanie Mortadella…luvin it!!

sammyisadog
wrote on December 10 2009 @ 10:02 am: [report]

Kimmie Bananas!!

drebella
wrote on December 10 2009 @ 06:33 pm: [report]

Joanie Mortadella
man i got a lot of family members on here…
but im totally all natural…plus im a bartender so i do great things….

So sly
wrote on December 10 2009 @ 08:22 pm: [report]

I’m Kimmie Sorpressata when I leave out the middle name. And Kimmie Orangina when I put in my middle name…. which is kind of funny because my middle name is (unfortunately) Virginia.

If I made up my own nickname it would be Gina Bianca, taking Gina from my middle name, and Bianca from my mom’s maiden name, which is a variation of that and her family ancestry is very mysterious, our best guess is that the family is originally from Italy or Spain.

Andrea964
wrote on December 11 2009 @ 08:21 am: [report]

Joanie Capicola - @ spatula, I guess are names are not that original

Jillakiss
wrote on December 11 2009 @ 11:43 am: [report]

Amen, @Andrea964; I have the same as you, @Ariandre and @spatula. But I live at the Jersey Shore and the only “Joanie” I’ve ever known was my great-aunt. She was I’m guessing 55 years older than me…

Squidtermz
wrote on December 11 2009 @ 01:21 pm: [report]

Joey Sopressata

xifeng882
wrote on December 11 2009 @ 01:44 pm: [report]

Jessie Sopressata

@Lolafalona: I guess we’re either the same person… Either that or there really is no name variation within the Guido/ette community lol.

Johnny Mortadella
wrote on December 16 2009 @ 11:10 am: [report]

Johnny Motadella? Fageddaboudit!
Dis sounds like a real Italian name!
Gotta love the Italians. Without them most of us would starve!

Johnny Mortadella
wrote on December 16 2009 @ 11:22 am: [report]

Mortadella! I can’t spell in English either!

Si-Juan
wrote on January 5 2010 @ 05:31 pm: [report]

Johnny Braciole, I can live with it..

silvergurl
wrote on January 7 2010 @ 03:32 pm: [report]

me = Suzy Sopressata

Magnolias
wrote on January 8 2010 @ 07:37 pm: [report]

Connie Walnuts

Walnuts? Honestly?

mel_b
wrote on January 15 2010 @ 08:01 am: [report]

I am Joanie Sopressata if I put in my first name and surname or my middle name and surname. If I put in my full name I am Joanie Mortadella.
If I put in my boyfriends name he turns out to be Pauly Mortadella. Yeah it seems a whole lot of us and our SOs have some problems….

ootie grl
wrote on January 15 2010 @ 12:23 pm: [report]

I got Jessie Salami. ok. So am i a butcher? or maybe i work in a deli

SweetPickle
wrote on January 24 2010 @ 04:43 pm: [report]

Chrissy Mozzarella

magjoy
wrote on February 1 2010 @ 08:43 pm: [report]

Joanie Mortadella

Maggie is still way better!

MickeyWalnuts
wrote on February 6 2010 @ 12:01 pm: [report]