In Bed With … Robert Pattinson
Posted by: Kiki T | Filed in: Guys
2:00PM, Friday November 28th 2008
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STAR STATS
Born: May 13, 1986 London, Time Unknown
Sun Sign (Basic Self): Taurus
Ascendant (Social Façade): ?
Moon (Emotions): Cancer
Love Style:
Under that floppy hair is a boy made of total mush. Most likely a sensitive and reliable type, Robert isn’t the kind of guy that’s too daring when it comes to committed love. He’s naturally polite and likes the familiar. Deep down, as it goes, he’s fairly traditional, striving for relationships that offer comfort and security. He’s not scared of commitment, appreciating routines and intimate circles in which he can rely on for the long term. However, with duality in his tastes, there’s a schism in his approach towards women as he views love and lust being two separate entities. Yes, he’s that unfortunate type that lusts for them wild, but loves them motherly. So, until he learns to reconcile his two extremes, monogamy isn’t his strong suite.
Sex Style:
The more he cares, the longer he’ll last. If he’s crazy about you, then you can count on a good time, as this is the boy that can go long and strong and really give it his all. He’s born under the sign of sensuality and is in touch with his emotions. However, he won’t reveal too much and will take time in improving his game, as he starts off rough. It takes time for him to find his groove with each conquest, which ultimately settles him to be a gentle lover that is giving, affectionate and consistent. He’s all for the candlelight and cuddling, but only under the right ambiance, as all the details about the sex culminate to matter for his sex. His one downside, his attention span is temperamental and he may stop suddenly, switch gears and be emotionally and intellectually fickle.
His Type:
Robert is a classic mama’s boy, so he loves woman at the extremes. More classic and prim ladies bring out his emotional side, but straight up open and outrageous is what’ll float his boat. Having a good boy/bad boy complex, he’s the type that likes it simple — girls that are not heavily made-up and look effortless, but then likes to rebel against his own nature and go for the vixen. While he’ll bolster his ego with girls that love trouble, he’s best with someone that’s low-key. However, to resolve his ideal into one, his soul mate is most likely a nurturing lady that suffers from a raging case of the virgin/whore complex with a bubbly booty, long hair, suppleness to her sex appeal and an ability for domesticity with a quick wit. Yes, someone that he can bring home to mommy, but also a lady that appeases his daddy.
Astrosexologist Kiki T is author of “The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook” and The Frisky’s Astrosexologist Extraordinaire. Check out her FriskyScopes every Monday and her advice column, Ask The Astrosexologist, every Thursday.
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Simcha
[report]wrote on November 28 2008 @ 03:28 pm:
Ugh! The madonna/whore complex strikes again....but perhaps I’m old enough for him to call me mama? Gross, too low, even for me
Meggg
[report]wrote on November 28 2008 @ 04:13 pm:
I feel like I could pick up a disease just putting my hands through his hair…
...am I the only 19 year old that finds him about unnattractive?
Amelia
[report]wrote on November 28 2008 @ 04:45 pm:
I kind of love the Robert Pattinson backlash that’s occurring. Leave him for me girls!
catink
[report]wrote on November 28 2008 @ 08:45 pm:
LOL! That Photoshop of Rob is so bad it’s good.
Kiki, I’m curious what influenced your assessment of Rob as conflicted about what he loves versus lusts. I kinda see it. The way he acts in interviews, it seems like he kinda wants someone to be a strong emotional support for him, but he has also given an open invitation for girls to throw themselves at him.
Also, which category would his crush with Kristen Stewart fall under? He doesn’t seem phased by her long-term commitment to her boyfriend, speaking to his wild side, but she also seems like a down-to-earth committed girl, which speaks to his mama’s boy side.
swiminflowers7
[report]wrote on November 29 2008 @ 01:16 am:
i like dirty boys. shoot haven’t any of you ladies lived with a man. ha! my boyfriend is a cancer. i know rob is a cancer in moon i can tell. i know his type. i think he is great. can’t wait for more from rob.
Amelia
[report]wrote on November 29 2008 @ 01:32 am:
Also, I shouldn’t have cut my hair.
switzerland
[report]wrote on November 29 2008 @ 12:44 pm:
ohemgee! robert pattinson is a babe^-^
Megz-Luvs-Vampires
[report]wrote on November 29 2008 @ 07:13 pm:
i think Robert Pattinson sounds like my type of guy.
i sound like his type of girl, what is described above^.
i dont care if he doesnt wash his hair, to be honest...its his choice and he should do whatever he wants with himself.
Megz-Luvs-Vampires
[report]wrote on November 29 2008 @ 07:16 pm:
Robert is still hot =D
Meggg
[report]wrote on December 01 2008 @ 02:36 pm:
There is something skeevy about him that reminds me of Hugh Grant.
Crimsonmoon
[report]wrote on December 01 2008 @ 05:26 pm:
I like him as edward, but hated him as Cedrick Diggory....it did take me a while to appreciate his attractiveness though
Wendilynn
[report]wrote on December 03 2008 @ 03:33 pm:
Funny picture… but it would be better if his head wasn’t a different color then his body. *grin*
Rob has talked about how he likes women on the wild side. So I can see a little bit of this here.
I have to laugh over the hygiene comments. Rob is clearly trying to reduce the fan obsession by playing up the “unwashed slob” aspect. I wonder how long it’ll take him to realize its not working. *chuckles*
heather9068
[report]wrote on December 08 2008 @ 01:39 am:
I was watching an interview that he was in and he made the comment that he was having a hard time meeting a girl.. Well all i have to say is that is CRAZY!!! if i seen him walking down the road i would talk to him (then later jump his bones) lol.. not caring if he was in a movie he’s hot and he knows it.. He has the cutest face and a sweet personality but i can see he’s a lil bad too which is how i like em… As far as his hygiene goes come on now we all know he is clean stop gossiping.. I actually feel bad for him he just wants to do his job and live a normal life. But in other words his type is a lady on the streets and a freak at home..
ShelleBelle28
[report]wrote on December 10 2008 @ 04:03 pm:
Could anyone tell me who the original photo is?
Safety_Pinned
[report]wrote on December 11 2008 @ 10:43 pm:
I find him so freaking sexy....i guess we have a lot in common:] Funny…