I’m Bringing My Virginity Back
Posted by: Persia Ali
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sex
1:45PM, Thursday December 18th 2008
Ever wonder what it would be like if you were a virgin again? Have you wished you could recreate the night you gave up your goodies? He would gaze deeply into your eyes and tell you how much he loves you in front of a roaring fireplace over soft music and candlelight with rose petals strewn on the floor. But instead, you gave it up in the bathroom to the cute guy on the basketball team for a two minute quickie because you thought you were going to be with him forever but instead he was just using you and you’ve never talked to him again…no, I’m not bitter. Well now you can re-live that virgin’ fantasy of yours with the Artificial Virginity Hymen. Yes, that’s right ladies. You can be deflowered for a second (and third! and fourth!) time.
Gigimo.com sells this artificial hymen so you can have your first time back every time! How it works is you insert the artificial hymen into your vajayjay. It will expand a little to make you feel tight and right to have your cherry popped for the night. And once your partner penetrates, the fake hymen will squirt out a liquid that looks like blood. I guess that’s a little bonus for ladies trying to convince someone they actually are a virgin.
I haven’t determined if I think this is the coolest invention or just the grossest. Having fake blood ooze out your cooch is a not really a turn-on. But it’s less than $15. If I can be a born-again for less than $15, I’d be willing to give it a shot. Makes a cool stocking stuffer. Or one of our craves! [Gigimo]
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Avah
wrote on December 18 2008 @ 01:56 pm: [report]
This is rather disturbing… wonder who actually would use something like this? And why?
Amelia
wrote on December 18 2008 @ 01:58 pm: [report]
I want to know what is in the fake blood—if it’s anything sugary it could give you a yeast infection which is ALSO not sexy.
Dominant
wrote on December 18 2008 @ 02:08 pm: [report]
I thought women say it’s somewhat painful the first time. Why would anyone want painful first sex again?
And what’s wrong with being honest with the other person? If you’re late 20’s and still a V, you’re either saving yourself for marriage, or have ridiculous will power.
For a guy, I wouldn’t want fake blood on my ____! I agree with the above -yeast infection can’t be sexy.
Humble Bee
wrote on December 18 2008 @ 02:31 pm: [report]
I actually dont like this, its kind of dumb. I always tell all my girlfriends not to lie about it. My friend looks and acts like a total slut, yet she tells her guys she’s a virgin. Its just obvious to people, and its bound to come up and uncover your oh so unsexy lie. Specially girls! who like to talk about everything. When I had sex with my ex, he had a BIG load, it made me bleed, and he asked me if I was a virgin, I wasn’t sure to lie or not cause i could totally get away with it but , I just nodded no and said, I like to be honest. He just smiled, kissed me and we had some unforgettable sex. Im really glad I didnt lie. Were still on a good note when we see eachother, he’s still a nice guy, I feel like if im ever single and horny, I’d totally call him up for some no strings attached sex.
HereComestheSunQ
wrote on December 18 2008 @ 10:32 pm: [report]
Ugh, I just threw up a little…
MegKat
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 12:43 am: [report]
I think this may have been marketed for women in cultures that need to prove virginity for their new husbands, even if they are not. I don’t think it will be very popular here.
vanya
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 07:18 am: [report]
MegKat may have a point there. Certainly is cheaper and probably far less painful than undergoing Hymenoplasty surgery to “restore” or “repair” the hymen for that same purpose.
DancerNinja
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 09:23 am: [report]
I"m inclined to believe I didn’t have a hymen (TMI?), none of that pain and blood. This is just too weird. And that picture made me gag a little.
crmsnkatt
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 10:45 am: [report]
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard of! It doesn’t sound sanitary in the least, and honestly, who would WANT to go through that experience again? I’m sure someone’s had a fantastic First Time, but mine was less than memorable. It wasn’t messy or painful. Just… over quickly. :(
So… thanks, but no thanks.
ModestYetWantsIt
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 07:24 pm: [report]
Okay, I’m a little disturbed by two things. 1) The concept of inserting something into you that’s going to splurt fake blood. And 2) That photo. Blegh..
Isabela Laval
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 08:57 pm: [report]
Forget the fact that the idea of recreating the time you had your cherry popped! I’m just absolutely curious about what this product looks like. The website says you insert it and it’s supposed to make you feel tight. So is it a sleeve of some sort then? I’m so inclined to buy it, just to see what it actually is! I wouldn’t use it on some unsuspecting fool. Noooo, of course not!
vanya
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 09:36 pm: [report]
I find this concerning: the website said it’s made from “natural albumin”, which is human albumin derived from human plasma. What are the risks of infectious diseases like Hepatitis and HIV? I know that hospitals screen pretty rigorously, but does this company and its suppliers?
I found this on webmd:
***Albumin (Human) is made from human plasma. Products made from human plasma may contain infectious agents, such as viruses, that can cause diseases. Symptoms of some viral infections, especially hepatitis C, may occur in patients who receive plasma products or blood infusions. Notify your health care provider immediately if you think an infection has been transmitted by this product. ***
vanya
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 09:57 pm: [report]
<For a lot of guys, to be the first one, brings all senses together.>
I guess that could be. Maybe ECM or one of the other guys who post here could weigh in on that. But, frankly, I think by my age (mid-30’s) a man would find it sort of odd for a woman to still be a virgin.
DidSheReallyGoThere
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 10:26 pm: [report]
Well those reading DO see my name for this site, so hell! I admit….as unmarried mom of 2, the article had me curiously going UNTIL the ‘fake blood’ details were revealed.
Glad it did. Glad for the informative information that the ‘fake blood’ is derived from human plasma! Otherwise, I may have spent $15.00! (lol).
Seriously though. I have learned that any man who ‘insists’ on his partner’s/wife’s virginity is nothing more than an insecure schlep who is afraid that his lady is comparing his sexual prowress and/or penis measurements to the lover[s] prior to him….and that she prefers what she had before!!! Why ELSE would it be such a big deal? Especially if the man isn’t one!?
PLUS: I feel sorry for any woman (and her partner…especially if she’s had a kid) who doesn’t know about the exercises a woman can do to NATURALLY retain some ‘tightness’.
vanya
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 10:34 pm: [report]
Kegels Rock!!
DidSheReallyGoThere
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 10:38 pm: [report]
P.S.: I just ‘happened upon Gigimo.com and DEFINATELY recommend it for other purposes! (hubba hubba!)
AndroidBoy420
wrote on December 20 2008 @ 08:39 pm: [report]
When I was in high school I specialized in the defloration of virgins. (I’ve palyed the part of Busta Hymen 8 times.) It’s dirty work. There’s blood. There’s pain. There’s the distict possibility that if you don’t continue to inflict this pain that the woman will feel discomfort at the start of vaginal intercourse FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. Oh, don’t forget…she won’t.
And “tightness” isn’t nearly as cool as a good level of lubrication. (If you think tightness is all there is, find a woman with a condition known as vaginismus then comment back).
BTW, my 9th girlfriend was the school slut. I married her.
DancerNinja
wrote on December 22 2008 @ 09:25 am: [report]
Holy crap, they use human albumin? Whats even the point of adding albumin to the substance? Not only does this increase risk of infection, but people are more likely to have an allergic reaction to forgien peptides. Gross!
fallenangel915
wrote on December 22 2008 @ 09:30 am: [report]
Why the frick would I want to go through that again?
j_blue
wrote on December 22 2008 @ 10:20 pm: [report]
While this seems pretty bizarre to most Americans, some women in other cultures are afraid to appear anything other than perfectly virginal on their wedding nights. There can be disturbing consequences if there isn’t blood on the sheets the next day.
MegKat
wrote on December 22 2008 @ 10:43 pm: [report]
I was told by a friend’s mother that a small town she visits in Italy every summer still insists that newlyweds hang their used sheets outside their window to display for the town. It is supposed to proudly show her virginity or shame her if she is not. This is nothing compared to some of the articles I have read from other countries concerning female expectations for remaining ‘pure’.
vanya
wrote on December 23 2008 @ 02:10 pm: [report]
I hadn’t thought of it this way, but in some countries, it very well could be a “life-saver” for women.
wanman
wrote on December 23 2008 @ 03:17 pm: [report]
Seriously?
I’m disturbed by this.
aysim
wrote on November 13 2009 @ 03:41 am: [report]
Virginity, going from West to East taboo nature a winning concept. Are being processed for the hymen murders, suicides are happening. But virginity was always important?