I’m Afraid My Girlfriend Is Going To Eat Me
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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5:20PM, Wednesday October 28th 2009
Yahoo! Answers gets such an amazing array of totally ridonkulous questions that an entire blog has been set up to collect the best ones. The question above is my new personal favorite. This guy’s girlfriend loves him so, so, so much she literally wants to eat him. Well, drink him, as a milkshake. What should he do?! [Tumblr: Yahoo Answers via BuzzFeed]
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Katrina
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 07:44 pm: [report]
Run like hell, and find a girl that uses the phrase, “I want to eat you” only as some sort of sexual innuendo/comment, rather than literally.
Keesh Mia
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 08:17 pm: [report]
He should be very, very afraid. There was woman in German that killed 7 of her boyfriends. When they arrested her, she had body parts of the last 3 victims in her freezer. She stated that human flesh is the best meat one can ever eat. Scary.
bubblegum
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 03:32 am: [report]
Haha! I once told one of my boyfriends I liked him so much, I wanted to cut him open and live inside him.
He FREAKED OUT!!!
MuchoMacho
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 08:03 am: [report]
what. the. f.
Christinaval
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 08:17 am: [report]
bubblegum OMG why!??!?!?!!?
A.J.R.
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 08:42 am: [report]
According to Dan Savage, there actually are people with cannibalism fantasies. I’ve seen pics from porn sites with models trussed up like pigs with apples in their mouths “roasting” over human-sized bbq pits. So odds are it’s just crazy-ass but harmless fantasizing. Though he should do a background check and see if she has a history of violent behavior.
TinaLish
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 08:54 am: [report]
One word. RUN!
whatshesays
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 10:04 am: [report]
Ummmmm. I am either, like, laughing really hard because this is someone’s idea of a joke.
Or… realllllly frightened for this man. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
bogart4017
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 12:11 pm: [report]
Sleep with one eye open.