I Hate You, Ann Curry
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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11:00AM, Wednesday May 20th 2009
I can’t help it. I loathe Ann Curry. I know she’s supposed to be the cute, cuddly – but still serious! – one on “The Today Show,” but homegirl makes me want to punch something. For starters, she’s a gusher. She fawns over her celebrity interview subjects like she’s on the verge of orgasming from inhaling their talented, sexy, beautiful scent. She glows and raves about their various accomplishments – “So philanthropic!” “You’ve done so much for starving children!” “Your 30 second cameo in this film is cinematic genius!”—and never asks tough questions. She giggles like a school girl who’s seen a boy’s pee-pee for the first time. Oh, and that laugh. That laugh makes me stabby.
Most of all, she makes me uncomfortable. Not much makes me feel iffy and weird, but watching Ann Curry interview everyone from Brad Pitt to the Dalai Lama is near the top of my list of “Most Awkward Moments Ever,” right after the time I walked in on my parents having sex. Ann Curry makes her guests feel awkward, too. Case in point: This morning she interviewed Brad Pitt at Cannes about his new movie, “Inglorious Bastards,” and the bitch straight up touched the Sexiest Man Alive’s face. And then she had the nerve to giggle about how she made him blush! STFU, Ann Curry. No one makes Brad Pitt blush. And keep your hands to yourself.
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titsmagee
wrote on May 20 2009 @ 12:34 pm: [report]
Aw I kind of love her like none other. My mom and I both agree that if we could look like anyone in the world it would be Ann Curry.
jojo32
wrote on May 20 2009 @ 12:35 pm: [report]
I just like that you used the phrase “that (laugh) makes me stabby”. OK if I steal that a little? LOL
MoonBabye
wrote on May 20 2009 @ 08:38 pm: [report]
I love her too! Her and Matt. They should have a ONS.
wild-ting
wrote on May 21 2009 @ 08:06 pm: [report]
Too too funny. I feel your rage through the page. I don’t watch her show…so I can’t feel your pain.
Ummm, but maybe cut down on the caffeine intake in the mornings.
SpaceCadette
wrote on May 21 2009 @ 08:24 pm: [report]
LOL. If someone made me that jealous, I might want to get stabby too…
retro chic
wrote on May 21 2009 @ 10:51 pm: [report]
That’s some evil editing there on the vid, Amelia! But, I love how:
Your article title says “I Hate Ann Curry”
My browser tab says “Ann Curry Is So Hateable”
The video caption says “Ann Curry Is Annoying”
Oh… there was an article? Hold on, I better see what it says.
Oh, yes, “I can’t help it, I loathe Ann Curry…”
(whew, I thought I was going to miss something)
It’s official: Amelia doesn’t like Ann Curry.
(don’t despair, Amelia, the long weekend’s almost here… without Ann)