How To Hook Up On The 4th Of July
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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1:00PM, Saturday July 4th 2009
What better way to celebrate liberty than by letting someone ring your bell? So, this 4th of July, you should assert your independence. Your bikini line is already in tip-top summer form. You have the next day off, so no worries about kicking him out. Plus, you owe birthday sex to your country. Here’s how to fly your flag and get a man to salute you.
- Sexy Civil Servant: Firefighters, policemen, life guards, they’re stuck working the crowd, so you’ll constantly be sauntering past men in uniform. Swoon! Why not show one of them just how much you appreciate their service?
- Red, White, Blue, And Showy: Strut around in an eye-catching and patriotic outfit. That does not mean you should bust out your puffy painted flag t-shirt—stick with something casual but sexy.
- The Fam: This isn’t Christmas or Yom Kippur so it’s not a traditional family holiday. Do not feel obligated to stick around your mom’s place. Grab a slice of flag cake and then….
- It’s Party Time: Go out! Don’t stay at that small backyard BBQ forever. Hit the big fireworks show and then head to a bar/club. People are out to party on a holiday night, especially when it falls on a weekend. Bonus!
- All Day Long: July 4th is all about
Americaboozin’. So don’t go getting wasted during the daytime BBQ. If you’re gonna score, you’ve gotta be ready to party all night long. Get your drunk on after dark.
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_jsw_
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 01:14 pm: [report]
Simcha, while I must admit I was a bit early to be part of the hook-up culture, unless things have changed radically, I’d say the same tips for women looking for action still apply: (1) find a way to be near men who are straight and not relatives and (2)... well, I think rule (1) covers it. Although maybe you might want to make sure alcohol’s around. That could be rule (1a).
Now, if you’re looking to find someone you won’t be ashamed to have seen naked, or if you’re looking for someone you might want to see again sometime, then I suppose there are other rules involved.
retro chic
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 02:19 pm: [report]
Thanks, Simcha, off to bbq, then party… but must have my base of Flag Cake first, yum. Happy 4th to you, too. cheers
notaslacker
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 03:16 pm: [report]
number one way to get a dude to sleep with you: excuse me, friend. would you like to have sex with me? commence sexing.
Alexa
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 04:22 pm: [report]
I have to agree with notaslacker, it’s pretty much as easy as that. I guess that’s one reason I like prowling for other women - they’re much more of a challenge, especially if they’ve never been with another woman before.
_jsw_
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 06:59 pm: [report]
@Alexa: Actually, I think notaslacker’s line was way too long. “Let’s have sex” would suffice in most cases.
I realize it’s a bit tougher for you, but as you said, the challenge can be enjoyable. I’m more of a relationship person, but I’ve often assumed the casual side would be more fun.
SlumberPartiesByRachel
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 07:06 pm: [report]
this article makes me remember why i LOVE this site so much
_jsw_
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 07:14 pm: [report]
@SlumberPartiesByRachel: Judging by your avatar, I’d hope you could contribute some advice of your own. Well, actually, I suppose your advice would fall more into the “what to do once you’d hooked up” category.
OICU812
wrote on July 4 2009 @ 11:41 pm: [report]
I hope you don’t mean swooning literally. I’m all for celebrating but not when it endangers people who “really” need assistance. Not to mention getting busted if a cop figures it out.
_jsw_
wrote on July 5 2009 @ 06:44 am: [report]
@OICU812: I think it was an interjection, not a command.
redvixen
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 08:00 pm: [report]
I must say i followed a few of these rules and my fourth of july bell was rung loud
another things that helps… skinny dipping at the beach 
_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 08:02 pm: [report]
@redvixen - Thank you for rubbing it in. >(
Ryan S
wrote on July 11 2009 @ 06:40 pm: [report]
LOL, yes women love anonymous sex with the guy they just met. Do women want more than just sex?