Hot New Trend: Horny Bisexual Twins!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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1:30PM, Friday December 12th 2008
Everywhere I turn, there’s a new set of twins, with four big boobs, two heightened libidos, and a camera. 2008 was all about two things: bisexuality and twins. Tila Tequila made a name for herself as a bisexual woman looking for love, while Lindsay Lohan came out and met the Ronson of her dreams. And everyone had twins this year—Brangelina, J. Lo, Nancy Grace, the list goes on. But in 2009, being bisexual and having twins isn’t going to get headlines—to be a STAR, you’ll need to be BOTH. Hugh Hefner just added two new Playmates to his mansion—twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. This scenario makes my brain and my tummy hurt, because I can’t help but wonder if they get it on with Hef TOGETHER. Likewise, the new season of “A Shot At Love” is actually a “Double Shot” and features the “Ikki” twins, Rikki and Vikki, who are trying to find a perfect match amongst a pool of sexy beefcakes and hot lesbians. Meanwhile, at New York club The Box, the hottest featured act is the Porcelain TwinZ, who put on a fetish-burlesque show. What’s next? Mary-Kate and Ashley doing porn? “Sweet Valley High” erotica?
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Pipi
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 01:52 pm: [report]
The “Ikki” twins, Double Shot at Love, looks way better than the orginal. I mean just from the clips of the season to come it looks actually entertaining seeing as how at one point the sisters get into some kind of fight and one ends up on the floor as the other one walks out the door.
gillybeans
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 02:46 pm: [report]
Not into the sister thing. It’s incest people
Alabama
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 08:26 pm: [report]
Yeah I have to wonder if getting it on with your sister (in addition to dudes) makes you bisexual, or just really creepy and desperate. Not that Hef give a flyign f*** what I think, but I’d feel better about this situation if he just found two hot blondes who look exactly the same but aren’t related.
eden
wrote on December 13 2008 @ 01:16 am: [report]
Incest is not my thing at all! But who knows what they do or dont get up to. I guess being hot and ‘bisexual’ are good money makers, even more so if you’re a twin. I knew twin strippers who made a lot of money together without getting it on.