Ho No They Didn’t!: Thong Jeans
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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12:15PM, Wednesday March 25th 2009
Why get a wedgie pretending your thong is accidentally coming out of the top of your jeans when you can have a permanent whale tail stitched on? Sanna’s, a clothing store in Brazil, is now selling “Jeans Bikini-pants with Strass” (a combo of straps and sass?). Even at $94.29 a pair, nothing says cheap quite like these jeans. [Found$#*% via Buzzfeed]
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Kiki T
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 12:28 pm: [report]
These jeans spell Britney Spears all over them!
HitOrMissJudy
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 12:30 pm: [report]
Didn’t I see someone on Rock of Love Bus wearing those? Hot!
sklut
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 12:31 pm: [report]
ahhh these are so trashy! I love it! haha
EarthGoddess
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 01:02 pm: [report]
One word: Octomom.
wolfjinx25
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 01:20 pm: [report]
I can see these on Lindsay Lohan. lol
dirtyboots
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 01:26 pm: [report]
I think “strass” is not “straps and sass” but “straps and ass” in this case.
Little Lamb
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 01:32 pm: [report]
These should be deemed an illegal import.
kissamuse
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 01:46 pm: [report]
strass = fake gems.
they aren’t skanky enough without the bling…
subpar
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 01:49 pm: [report]
Appropriately, the model wears thong jeans AND has a tramp stamp. Total fail.
raqueleza
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 02:15 pm: [report]
did they photoshop out her hips? she looks like an 11 year old boy with a navel piercing.
Mariabeth67
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 02:44 pm: [report]
Finally, someone invents a way for me to have TWO sets of muffin-tops at the same time!!
hawaiianpeach
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 03:28 pm: [report]
My drag queen gem Diona will flip her balls over a pair of these cotton disasters!
Yellow
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 03:51 pm: [report]
What’s next, labia jeans?
Sexy Sagittarius
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 03:59 pm: [report]
those r a #&@$% mess i dnt wanna anybody n amrca wit em on or i will slap em good!!
lindssaurus
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 07:01 pm: [report]
this has multiple muffin top written all over it!
NeelyOhara
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 07:57 pm: [report]
OOOH these are just offensive.
abbylyn
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 08:08 pm: [report]
my first thought was oh my god, this cannot possibly be serious.
@mariabeth67 - you are absolutely brilliant.
Alison Wonderland
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 08:46 pm: [report]
Not only are these horrific, but they also encourage the wearing of crop tops to show them off.
axdiva
wrote on March 26 2009 @ 07:36 am: [report]
@Alison…
Click on the website - the model is wearing a crop top. A SEE THRU crop top.
Awesome.
Nefret
wrote on March 26 2009 @ 07:50 am: [report]
Is it just me, or do these have VH1 dating show written all over them? I bet we see two pairs on the next Flavor of Love (and a catfight over who got to the closet first, naturally).
lalaland
wrote on March 26 2009 @ 10:24 am: [report]
When trashy clothes currently in existence aren’t skanky enough for you… design you own!
Alison Wonderland
wrote on March 26 2009 @ 03:19 pm: [report]
@axdiva: AND she’s wearing lucite heels!
killahTRAMP
wrote on March 29 2009 @ 09:41 pm: [report]
tramp stamp included..?
as if the faux-wedgie jeans and tacky rhinestone heart pendant weren’t enough.
stormygirl
wrote on March 30 2009 @ 06:36 pm: [report]
anybody who wears these should be arrested for stupidity and bad taste, plus being dumb enough to pay $95.00 for the damn things.
corey1219
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 07:17 am: [report]
wow. that’s all I can think. i’m a big girl and i know i won’t squeezing into those things , but i really really hope they don’t go any bigger than a size 6.
retro chic
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 08:46 am: [report]
What’s the fASSination with butt-crack couture? Thank god it’s not actual denim floss, tyvm. Seriously, there’s the function part… you have to stand as still as these pics just so that they don’t fall down. You know those ties will jinx you, by coming undone when you’re walking in a very public place, then snarl when you need to pee baaad.
They’re twice as bad as the fake butt-crack skirt, but at 1/10th the price.* ca’razay.
* Fake-butt crack skirt:
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-does-this-low-backed-dress-show-my-butt-crack/butt+crack
gords64
wrote on May 25 2009 @ 05:55 pm: [report]
Ohh These are Sexy. Do they Make them for Guys, If so Sign me up for a pair!!!