There is a long list of things we would do to get John Cusack to want us, but dropping a scorpion down our pants seems a little extreme—even for a guy who is willing to hold a heavy old school boom box over his head.  But a brunette Hilary Duff, who is trying to go as dark as her hair, put a reptile under where? Down her hoo-ha in this clip from their new movie War, Inc. While we thought having a creature pinchin’ and itchin’ down there, was an STD or at least a turn off, Hilary is using it as a turn-on.  Guess she’s had grosser things down there anyway, like Joel Madden.  [Egotastic]