He-Man To Become Master Of The Big Screen

Our prayers have been answered! He-Man, the hunky half-naked animated hero, is getting a new live-action feature film,Gray Skull: The Masters of The Universe.  The script is finally done, but now who can fill He-Man’s loincloth? We have some casting ideas:

HE-MAN Amelia thinks Matthew McConaughey can step into the fur boots—lord knows Matthew likes sporting a girlie mane and no shirt.  But I’m all for this year’s award winning hottie, Javier Bardem, who can really rock a bowl cut (even if it’s blonde!).

SHE-RA As for his butt-kickin’ sister, She-Ra Princess of Power, I think the role could only be filled by Uma Thurman.  As an alternative, I’d like to see Scarlett Johansson wield a sword. You know that ho is dying to slash someone after her Tom Waits cover album got so many bad reviews.

SKELETOR To fill the shoes of the evil villain—and maybe I’m just saying this because Michael K. from Dlisted calls him by the nickname—I think Marc Anthony has got the look. He has attempted to act (in last year’s El Cantante) and this would obvi be a perfect comeback role for him.

BATTLE-CAT Last but not least, is He-Man’s trusty pet, Battle Cat. Bret Michaels, your phone is blowin’ up! You know the Poison frontman would do it for the cash, his plastic surgery is a bit cat-like, he’s also from the 80’s, he has enough hair extensions, and I’m sure he’s worn a leash before.

So, with our casting suggestions and fan boy Joel Silver running the show, this He-Man movie is well on its way to becoming a cinematic classic. Well, you had my $10 at “He-Man”. [Ain’t It Cool via Latino Review]