Halloween Costumes That Are Guaranteed To Get You Laid
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill Filed in: galleries, guys
8:00AM, Thursday October 29th 2009
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Halloween is the one night of the year single people are guaranteed to find their soul mates, in disguise. All you gotta do is dress up like someone’s fantasy lover. The gals will represent by wearing less than they normally wear to bed; dudes, you don’t want to miss this rare opportunity by sporting some costume that will scare away these half-cocked, half-dressed hotties. We already warned you about the costumes that won’t get you laid. To help you seal the deal, here are our lady-approved get-ups for men that will have gals doing things cheaper than your costume.
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SummertimeFirefly
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 11:16 am: [report]
I’m a huge fan of the Zorro idea.
C.Munro
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 11:19 am: [report]
None of these look like as much fun as the ones that won’t get you laid, though.
Blazicus
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 11:24 am: [report]
<agree>
Mariabeth67
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 12:47 pm: [report]
I’m loving the Daft Pumpkin…. But everything else, not so much.
tattooed_redhead
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 02:41 pm: [report]
Okay, maybe the Bond costume. But the rest??? I wouldn’t even know how to get into spring roll guy’s pants.
twinkles
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 04:15 pm: [report]
LOVE the old school Larry Bird costume!! But then again I am a total Boston Celtics girl… I’m easy like that haha!!
Laurel
wrote on October 30 2009 @ 02:40 pm: [report]
I’m getting my boyfriend to dress up as a cowboy for Halloween. :D
Secret Story Time
wrote on October 30 2009 @ 05:26 pm: [report]
My boyfriend loves Halloween because he says he “wants me to look like somebody else!”
Secretia
*sam*
wrote on October 30 2009 @ 05:52 pm: [report]
these ideas (minus the James Bond or uniform idea): meh, not so much.
literally ANYTHING based off Monty Python = swoon, BIG TIME!