You Know You Want Me

Posted by: Susannah Breslin Filed in: style
6:30AM, Wednesday March 18th 2009

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Hey. You. Yeah, you. The guy at the other end of the bar. The tall, dark, handsome fellow. Holding your sunglasses. Sporting that black jacket. The white shirt. The day-old stubble. AND THE LATEX STOCKINGS WITH MATCHING THONG AND GARTERS. I was trolling the internet when I encountered this fellow. He’s really ... something, isn’t he? I don’t even know what to say about him. Or what I would say to him if I met him in a bar. “I like your ... pumps?” As Tim Gunn would say: “That’s a lotta look.” And, indeed, it is. Between the meggings, the male polish, and the bros, I know I’m starting to feel a little confused about 21st century gender roles. Well, at least if my stilettos disappear, I’ll know who nicked them. [Simon O.]

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Tags: men, stockings, meggings, weird

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lalaland
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 06:58 am: [report]

I think he might be prettier than me and his legs look like Barbie’s… It’s kind of scaring me!!

VannaMarie
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 07:53 am: [report]

I must say that out of all the bizarre new man-products, this one is the first one that is able to accentuate a man’s features (if he has nice legs). Will you look at those gorgeous gams? Though the stilettos are a bit off-putting…

retro chic
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 08:52 am: [report]

Can’t see a look that screams higher maintenance than mine. I guarantee… No man I know would go thru the waxing, tanning and blisters necessary to pull that look off.