Get Your Rocks Off: The Ultimate Sex Mix
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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12:00PM, Saturday February 28th 2009
A study by the University of Pittsburgh’s School of Medicine claims “degrading sex lyrics” inspire impressionable, virgin teens to hump for the first time. While we thought this whole debate was put to bed back when Elvis thrusted his pelvis, the doctors wanted to test today’s hottest Billboard tracks on teens. To their credit, the study does not vilify a particular genre of music, just the nature of the poetry. However, if you like to get freak nasty, then one man’s undignified playlist of no-no’s can make for another woman’s ultimate sex mix! So, here are some of the tracks used in the study along with a bunch of bonus knockin’ boots classics from my high school days. Here’s to getting it on—or off…
“Back Then” by Mike Jones
“Girl Tonite” by Twista featuring Trey Songz
“Candy” by 50 Cent
“Wait (The Whisper Song)” by the Ying Yang Twins
“Short Dick Man” by Salt N Pepa
“Get Money” by the Notorious B.I.G. featuring Lil’ Kim
“Cherry Pie” by Warrant
“Face Down, Ass Up” by 2 Live Crew
“I Wanna Be Your Dog” by Iggy Pop
“Closer” by NIN
“Put It In Your Mouth” by Akinyele
“Sir Psycho Sexy” by Red Hot Chili Peppers
“Ass and Titties” by DJ Assault
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Chelle
wrote on February 28 2009 @ 12:47 pm: [report]
Believe it or not there is truth to this. The summer I turned 16 I listened to Garbage a lot. Some of those songs got the sexual wheels turning in my head. That fall I lost my virginity and it was my idea.
Alison Wonderland
wrote on February 28 2009 @ 01:41 pm: [report]
I’ve always thought ‘Ass n Titties’ was hilarious.
SassySexpert
wrote on February 28 2009 @ 02:18 pm: [report]
Wow, music as inspiration to lose your v-card? Hmm…I don’t know about that but it is awesome to see the power of sex playlists discussed as I create playlists for sex from time to time on my blog!
fallenangel915
wrote on February 28 2009 @ 04:23 pm: [report]
“Closer” is a classic…who didn’t want Trent Reznor to “#&@$% them like an animal”? Hell, I still do!
Heather
wrote on February 28 2009 @ 07:19 pm: [report]
mmmm… “Closer” ... I, uh, I think I need some alone time.
courtney
wrote on February 28 2009 @ 10:11 pm: [report]
deftones : passenger. end of discussion.
joyy
wrote on February 28 2009 @ 10:51 pm: [report]
@courtney - yes! one of my first creative writing pieces was inspired by that song actually, which spurred years of writing (and a degree in writing as well!) That is one of my all time favorite songs.
smcw321
wrote on March 1 2009 @ 02:43 pm: [report]
wow Girl Tonight turns me on.
dolita
wrote on March 1 2009 @ 10:47 pm: [report]
I think that She Wants Revenge’s first album had a lot to do with the loss of my virginity… sadly it’s not on this list.
IrishErin
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 01:27 pm: [report]
Perhaps I’m an anomaly, but most songs with explicit lyrics throughout do little to turn me on. I like a slow burn with implied sexuality. TV on the Radio is good at that. And Afghan Whigs album “1965” = liquid sex.
sunrise
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 10:44 pm: [report]
I don’t get why this is assumed to be a negative thing? Wow, teenagers hear sexy music and then want to have sex with eachother… I’m sick of anything that is seen to be promoting sex being viewed as “degrading”... teaching young people to feel ashamed about their sexuality just sets them up for feeling guilty about it for the rest of their lives. And it doesn’t even stop them from having it, anyway.
CuteCora
wrote on March 3 2009 @ 10:20 am: [report]
Funny..What about “Pony” by Genuwine…thats a classic HUMP SONG!!! LOL
kristy1584
wrote on March 5 2009 @ 10:24 am: [report]
Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry makes me want to jump someone’s bones! I dont see how some of those songs listed would work but there are def songs that do it!!
Trixie Firecracker
wrote on March 5 2009 @ 08:57 pm: [report]
Lil Kim & Sisqo - How Many Licks!!! Face Down Ass Up is a favorite of a friend who once tried to use it to cockblock his housemate. That ended in failure!
Gregy4
wrote on August 28 2009 @ 07:47 am: [report]
Ever hear “National Sex Day?” It’s wild!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9kcMEAHdZ8