Worst Performances Hall Of Shame

Gallery: Worst Performances Hall Of Shame

Posted by: Kate Torgovnick Filed in: entertainment, galleries
12:30PM, Monday August 24th 2009

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I had high hopes for the suckitude of Heidi Montag‘s performance of her first single, “Body Language,” at the Miss Universe Pageant last night. But it truly exceeded my wildest expectations. First off, couldn’t she at least pretend she’s actually singing? And what is the girl wearing—strange, nude workout pants with crotch issues, paired with black leprechaun boots? Jeez, we wish she’d just covered herself in mud.

Heidi’s truly horrific showing has inspired us to look back at some of the worst live performances of all time. Enjoy.

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Pipi
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 02:53 pm: [report]

Um who the hell taught her how to dance? Britney from the VMAs? Also just because you want to dance like a fat coked out Britney doesnt mean you can do a poor man’s version of her dazzling nude outfit and think people are going to be fooled.

Trixie Firecracker
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 04:05 pm: [report]

Hey, wasn’t that Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake performance actually done in 2004?

CaleeKay
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 06:42 pm: [report]

Haha, what the hell is Heidi wearing? Either her stylist sucks or shes not getting paid enough so she did this on purpose.

veda6
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 11:17 pm: [report]

Please, media land, stop giving this vacuous, talentless attention whore air time! Augh!

carol v.a.
wrote on August 25 2009 @ 12:17 am: [report]

i lasted until 1:35 and then i couldn’t take the tortue anymore! i cracked!!! i’m sorry! i wish i had a stronger stomach!!!

AlisonNoelle
wrote on August 25 2009 @ 10:59 am: [report]

I have no rythm and totally dance like a white girl but I could do better than that!

feinicstine
wrote on August 25 2009 @ 11:28 am: [report]

I love the little comment at the end about her coughing to see if the mic was on. Most of the time I was staring in horror, that actually made me laugh.

Squidtermz
wrote on August 25 2009 @ 01:54 pm: [report]

I was gonna say something witty, provocative, and vulgar. But it’s underserving of even that. Also veda6,,,, nail on head.

Lavanderism
wrote on October 4 2009 @ 08:44 am: [report]

I am speechless. I want to say something witty and snide, but she sucks plain and simple.
And if she’s gonna lip sync, couldn’t they at least get the live sounding kind? This is the worst.

I am begging the media to stop. Really. It’s not funny anymore.

And all those people applauding are lying to themselves.

323Felicity
wrote on October 5 2009 @ 10:56 pm: [report]

yeah heidi’s outfit totally ripped off britney spears’s at the (‘99? ‘00?) vmas. and everyone should know that roseanne isn’t going to be a good singer you can pretty much tell by her speaking voice. same with bai ling, perhaps if she’d sung a song in chinese rather than english, she might not have sounded so bad.

Frederica Bimble
wrote on October 13 2009 @ 12:23 pm: [report]

Who is Bai Ling?

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