On
Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this week,
Spencer Pratt dropped his first single, a little rap ditty called “I’m A Celebrity.” Spencer is so committed to his new career that he’s going by the name
“The Great White”. I guess adding “shark” would be redundant? He plans on touring with his wife/co-reality TV attention whore,
Heidi Montag. Even though Spencer comes from “
The Hills” and has yet to prove he’s got skills, he thinks he’s gangsta enough to claim,
“I’m the white Jay-Z in the game. I’m doing the baller thing. I’m more for the streets.” [
Pop Crunch] —Sadly, he’s not the first celeb to decide they were destined for rap greatness—
Joaquin Phoenix,
Jada Pinkett Smith, and
Mr. T all hip hopped before him. Clearly, Spencer didn’t learn from their mistakes.
Adam(aka)AP
wrote on May 13 2009 @ 09:14 am: [report]
Someone please give this douchebag his pinkslip and send him back to the hills!
Annika
wrote on May 13 2009 @ 03:03 pm: [report]
I’m willing to bet he didn’t write that rhyme because a rookie wouldn’t come up with that flow.
@Adam If only we could be so lucky.
Squidtermz
wrote on May 14 2009 @ 07:50 am: [report]
Wow, does he actually think that sounds good? I bet he does. I’ve made crappy music in the past and have thought to myself that it was good. So I know the feeling, but it’s just sad that there’s actually an audience to attack him. He should be wary of the grave he digs for himself. Good luck climbing out of that hole. And who is this guy anyway?