Hot Conservative Guys We’d Like To…Oh, Okay, We Won’t Go There

Shockingly, we’re kind of digging these two 20-year-old conservatives from Dartmouth College who’ve gone viral on the interwebs rapping about their GOP values. The duo known as The Young Cons wrote and created a video for their song “Young Con Anthem,” in which they spew such conservative insight as, “Don’t matter if your gay, straight, Christian or Muslim/There’s one thing we all hate, called socialism.” While my Jewish mother may not approve of their Jesus love, I couldn’t help but be caught by their fine looks—especially the one who goes by the street name ‘Stiltz.’

This got me thinking, are there any other steamy conservative men out there? [Perhaps, ones we’d like to, hee hee, hate f**k?—Editor] Let’s take a look, shall we?