Friday Roundup: It Happened This Week On The Frisky

Things we fretted about this week, in no particular order:

• Whether GQ Photoshopped January Jones’ boobs. Let’s check the video!
• Which Halloween costumes will get us laid—and which costumes won’t!
• Why Leighton Meester should be in a “Thelma & Louise” remake.
• If Heidi Montag’s sister Holly has a drinking problem or if that’s just reality show editing BS.
• What will Ashlee Simpson do for a living now that she’s been killed off “Melrose Place”?
• Which other guys did Chuck Bass make out with before?

• We peered into Paris Hilton’s closet and it was terrifying.
• We had to explain to people that lesbians have sex, too.
• We thought up 25 approved nicknames for our genital organs!
• We cracked up at this YouTube vid, “If Peggy Olson Vlogged.”
We laughed our a** off at Simcha’s list of 19 hobbies that’ll make any man sexier.
• We snored after listening to Rihanna’s new single, “Russian Roulette.”
• We eagerly awaited “Sex Rehab With Dr. Drew” which looks to be a hot mess of sex addicts solving their very private problem on TV in front of millions of viewers.
• We got pumped for “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus,” Heath Ledger’s last film.
• We got even more pumped up for a big Jacob and Edward fight over Bella in “New Moon”!
• We wondered if any of the crap Bronson Pinchot (you know, Cousin Balky on that ‘80s sitcom “Perfect Strangers”!) talked about Tom Cruise and Denzel Washington is true.
• We took a fond look bad on “wardrobe malfunctions” over the years, inspired my Whitney Houston’s bra snapping on the U.K.‘s “X-Factor.”
• We would never think of smashing these celebrity jack-o-lanterns.
• We wondered why women are evolving to be shorter, fatter and healthier—hey, it’s not such a bad thing!
• ...and last but not least, we debated whether or not a girl is justified to snoop if she suspects her guy is cheating!