Succu Dry Fleshlight With Vampire Teeth

For Guys Who Love Blow Jobs With Bite!

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: sex
1:40PM, Monday October 26th 2009

First there was the Fleshlight, the “sex in a can” sex toy that has a latex vag at one end that dudes can stick their peen in and out of. Now the creators of this foul-yet-genius product—which purports to be the #1 selling sex toy for men—have come up with the Succu Dry for guys who like their fake sex in the form of toothy blow jobs. This latex orifice is molded into the shape of a sexy vampire chick’s mouth, complete with fangs—because vampires are so hot right now. [$45, Fleshlight.com]

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Perceptible
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 01:47 pm: [report]

Maybe it’s ‘cause I’m not a guy, but I couldn’t imagine putting this thing anywhere NEAR my genitals, let alone sticking something inside. *shiver*

A.J.R.
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 02:16 pm: [report]

Uh, yeah…

I’m not sticking my !@#% in that thing.

casualencounters
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 04:05 pm: [report]

Hah, saw this link over here too. So funny. Wonder if they’ll take off?

MuchoMacho
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 04:18 pm: [report]

whatever. me and my old lady are trysexuals. we’ll pretty much try anything that doesnt hurt.

Secret Story Time
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 02:16 am: [report]

It’s really called “succu dry”? That sounds like a joke.
But as we all know, most guys will do anything for a blowjob! $45 is a lot less than many spend already-ha ha ha ha..

Question of the moment then is, “What is a real blow job worth?. I’m talking a Deluxe, Good to the last drop, fully satisfying blowjob.

Secretia

Rokkor
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 05:22 am: [report]

I think for their next product in the line of “Oh my God, I’m not sticking my dick in that” products, they should it made it look like there’s blender blades in the very back of the tube.

MuchoMacho
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 07:53 am: [report]

it is worth reciprocating oral sex…

FireballXL5
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 10:43 am: [report]

Fleshbite. Not.

tubbyhumptydance
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 06:45 pm: [report]

sadly, this is just another example of pathetic over marketing of the ” vampire mystique” that seems to have so many people obsessed nowadays.

it is worth reciprocating oral sex…

I personally hate getting head and LOVE going down on a woman. I don’t personally understand the attachment some guys get to it, as if it is only a power trip. I find a woman beside herself in Ecstasy to be way more erotic and a way bigger ego boost!