Pubic Hair Wig With LED Lights

Flash Your Vagina With LED Light Up Merkin

Posted by: Simcha Whitehill Filed in: sex
2:30PM, Monday April 13th 2009

Have a hard time directing traffic through your tunnel of love? Well, there’s a new light-up merkin (that’s a wig for your lady bits) on the market. Seemingly made from troll hair, the furball for your feminine side has also got LED lights with two “lure” modes so you can literally flash the object of your affection. Plus, you can direct the light to hold their gaze — nothing like blinding a partner right as they get to see you naked! To get the faux hair down there, all you’ve got to do is place it on with the patented toupee tape. That sticky stuff lasts up to six weeks, but beware, the company behind the merkin, Playazon, whose marketing tagline is, oddly enough, the “online source for that burning sensation,” also warns, “We strongly advise NOT to use this tape as an impromptu waxing substitute—IT CAN REMOVE MORE THAN JUST YOUR HAIR!” Eek! Even at a reasonable $45, this flashlight clearly isn’t gonna turn anyone on. [Trend Hunter]

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Croutons
wrote on April 13 2009 @ 02:51 pm: [report]

ZOMG - is she in Sigue Sigue Sputnik?

lmseagle
wrote on April 13 2009 @ 02:51 pm: [report]

I don’t know about anyone else but I find this kind of appalling. $45 for a wig for your vagina with a light on it. It just doesn’t appeal to me and I highly doubt that it would appeal to any guy I know.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 13 2009 @ 03:38 pm: [report]

Don’t ask why I know this, but that is the stock image on the Wikipedia ‘Merkin’ entry.

mikeyellenlee
wrote on April 13 2009 @ 04:08 pm: [report]

Why the hell would i want to buy a wig for something i try and keep hairless?

retro chic
wrote on April 13 2009 @ 04:10 pm: [report]

That merkin looks like it should be on the “Best of ‘As Seen On TV’” post, doubling as a duster (was that what you were using, Amelia? heehee).

Also, not sure of the name, but a 1960s toy called “Wooly Willy” comes to mind… furry like merkin, but when you “pet” it, it would rise and ripple… maybe something for the men. No tape or batteries required.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 13 2009 @ 04:40 pm: [report]

@mikeyellenlee: Kinky.

Little Lamb
wrote on April 13 2009 @ 05:34 pm: [report]

Strippers + Cops = Merkin

writergirl
wrote on April 13 2009 @ 07:55 pm: [report]

I think this proves I am old.

What is the point of the light? Easier access?

Kit O'Connel
wrote on April 14 2009 @ 12:33 am: [report]

Sorry folks but I think you got pranked, or really, fell for a prank aimed at another community. The site is a joke being played on the Burning Man community, which is an annual money-free event that has, of course, attracted a lot of Burning Man-related businesses so you can get your fashion and camp gear before you head out to the commerce free event (see actionwipes.com or bunnywarez.com for two real Burner-inspired businesses). The products on the site, esp. the Larry Harvey-inspired fashion and the artcar rentals, are basically guaranteed to get Burners riled up at OMG the event is so commercial and sold out now.

That said, a light up bright pink merkin would probably be a serious hottie magnet at the event. What can I say, our fashion-sense is a little skewed.

retro chic
wrote on April 14 2009 @ 01:24 am: [report]

Hahaha! @Kit: Yeah! That’s a dude up there! Maybe my “Wooly Willy” comment wasn’t too far afield after all!