Rihanna was spotted getting rather cozy with Wilmer Valderama at Geisha House in Hollywood, where the former “That ‘70s Show” star hosts a weekly karaoke night. Wilmer doesn’t have the best track record on the Hollywood dating scene. He has dated Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Ashlee Simpson. And in March 2006 Wilmer went on “The Howard Stern Show” to kiss and tell about his widely publicized relationships. Classy! At this point, anyone is better for Rihanna than Chris Brown, but Wilmer Valderama, really? She can do so much better.
Something tells us Rihanna and Robert Pattinson would have a lot of fun together. And she kind of needs to get away from crazy American men, so why not date one of the most popular Brits right now? It would also be totally funny to hear them mimic each others accents.
Andre 3000 is adventurous, yet grounded. Rihanna needs an older man who can act as her mentor and protector, but can still keep up with the jet set lifestyle she enjoys. Plus, they both have been known to rock some out there fashion.
Benji Madden deserves a real woman after having to put up with Paris Hilton. Plus, he comes from a rather wholesome family, so she wouldn’t have to worry about being assaulted again. They’d look so cute double dating with Joel Madden and Nicole Richie.
Sean “Puffy” Combs is a bit of a relationship long shot, but he’d make the perfect rebound guy. Puffy would build up her ego by showing her off at a-list events, putting her on a Bad Boy single, and making pleasurable Tantric sex with her. She’ll probably have had her fill of him right around the time he became tired of her, and they could end things amicably.
James Franco could teach Rihanna that there’s more to life than fashion, the red carpet, and the paparazzi. As a painter, he could show her how to channel her negative energy into a hobby, instead of hopping on a plane the moment things get tough. Plus he could reenact his funniest scenes from “Pineapple Express” to make her forget her woes.
But really, Rihanna should choose to be alone right now. She’s been through so much publicly and personally that any new relationship is going to be rocky. She definitely has some issues that need ironing out, so her main focus should be on her, not sex or love.
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cattgirl813
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 07:29 am: [report]
She should just be on her own for a while - no man, no relationship, just her - so she can learn about herself, how to be independent and develop her personality and self worth without the distraction of romance. Once she’s stronger and comfortable with herself, then she should start looking for a better man. I know this will likely not happen, but it would be the best thing for her at this point in her very young life.
christianay
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 07:39 am: [report]
i agree that she should probably be alone for awhile, but i could seriously picture her with any of these guys! especially james franco or robert pattinson or andre 3000.
Goldfinch86
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 02:35 pm: [report]
These men are too good for her. I don’t think she deserved to get hit. But personally way back when I fist saw her she gave me the too stupid to think about anything other than clothes and shoes vibe. These guys with the exception of Combs are not men who give a damn about her fancy clothes.
joyy
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 02:53 pm: [report]
@catgirl813 - EXACTLY. I did that when I broke up with my ex (who I left before he made good on some very thinly veiled threats to hurt me) and it was one of the smartest moves I’ve made so far.
lindssaurus
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 07:18 pm: [report]
a cactus would make a better boyfriend than chris brown
fallenangel915
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 09:22 pm: [report]
I love her jacket, but are those pantyhose she is wearing instead of pants? Is going without pants the new trend?
Seriously, yeah, she needs to be on her own for a while, but she is young and apparently thinks that jumping to the next man will do her more good. Only time will tell.