Face Off: Melissa Vs. Molly, Who Will Win Papa Bach’s Heart?
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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4:30PM, Monday March 2nd 2009
Finally, the day we’ve all been waiting for is here! Papa Bach will give out his final rose tonight and, if the rumor we’ve heard are true, he promptly take it back on the “After The Final Rose” special and give it to the woman he rejected. Now that’s gonna be entertainment! But until then, both Melissa and Molly have a 50/50 chance of winning Jason Mesnick’s heart, and a 100% chance of boring us to tears. In the meantime, as we await the three hour extravaganza (and I’ll be liveblogging it, per usual, pity me), here’s a Face Off between Bubbly Bitch #1 and Bubbly Bitch #2….
| LOOKS | Bubbly, ponytailed brunette! | Bubbly, ponytailed blond! | DRAW |
| AGE | 25 | 24 | MOLLY |
| PROFESSIONAL ASPIRATIONS | Selling! She’s a sales representative. At one time, she was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, but her dream is to teach first grade. | Buying! She’s a department store buyer. | MELISSA |
| FIRST IMPRESSION DRESS | Dull. I said, “Meh. Classy?” | Dull. I said, “Golfer. Eh.” | MELISSA |
| IN HER CORNER | Commenter TexasGirl | Commenter Jamie Lee was originally in her corner, as was I, but we jumped ship during the hometown date episode. | MELISSA |
| GREAT DATES | She and Papa Bach went for a ride in a helicopter and ate oysters. She cried cause the sauce was so hot! | She basically secured her place in the final two by having an overnight camping date with Papa Bach. They both claim there was just lots of talking, but we think there was at least a handy. | MOLLY |
| GAMING STYLE | Under the radar. She barely registered on our radar, but The Bach kept giving her a rose. Was he holding a candle for her since the very beginning, despite not much interaction, or was he stringing her along per the producers orders? | Aggressive and emotional. In addition to maybe going for it physically during the camping date, she also poured her heart out early. | MOLLY |
| EPISODE IN WHICH SHE “FELL” FOR THE BACH | In episode four, Melissa told Jason, “Today proved to me, that I really care about you, more than I expected to. Apparently, I’ve fallen for you.” She cried again, too. | In episode four, Molly told Papa Bach, “You’re exactly what I’d want my husband to be and the father of my children to be,” but she said she wasn’t falling for him wholeheartedly until episode six, after he met her family. | MOLLY, because she held out the longest. |
| ALL IN THE FAMILY | Her parents were against her going on the show and refused to participate in the show, including when she brought Papa Bach back to her hometown. | Papa Bach loved Molly’s family and their obsession with golfing. | MOLLY |
| BIG FLAW | Papa Bach worries that she’s too much like his ex and DeAnna. | Papa Bach worries that at 24, she’s not ready to be a mom. | MELISSA |
| HOT & HEAVY | Papa Bach and Melissa had one of the hottest hot tub make outs in Bachelor history. | Papa Bach once said he though Molly was the best kisser, but that was before he smooched Melissa. Still, somethin’ went down in that tent… | MELISSA |
| OVERNIGHT DATE ACTIVITY | He asked her to spend the night in the Fantasy Suite and she accepted. | She asked The Bach to spend the night with her in the Fantasy Suite before he could ask her. | MOLLY |
| FINAL VERDICT | 5 | 6 | MOLLY, FOR THE WIN! |
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Catherine
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 04:31 pm: [report]
I have not been watching the season, so I cannot attest to the two ladies’ levels of maturity, but they seem kind of young for the bachelor, age-wise.
dudette
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 04:40 pm: [report]
Melissa is way better for the bachelor…Molly is so annoying and goes waaaay overboard on the makeup
TexasGirl
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 04:43 pm: [report]
I found out the ‘outcome’ last week and I will be here tonight to watch it unfold with The Frisky. Although, 3 hours is a long show…..I should probably get a second bottle of wine for tonight.
Jamie Lee
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 04:45 pm: [report]
in protest of the final two, i will be wearing my yellow jillians tonight…but i can’t wait for the liveblog!!!
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 04:50 pm: [report]
@Jamie Lee If I could type with Jillian-esque driving gloves, I would.
@TexasGirl I’ve stockpiled my two!
toyen
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 06:11 pm: [report]
How does Molly both win and lose for being 24 (Big Flaw and Age)? I still think it will be her though… and I’ve read those same rumors… Hmmm.
And hands down, Jillian’s hot tub makeout was the hottest. How she got the friend card, I don’t know. But if the the Bach really did what the rumors said, he’s a total douche, and she deserves so much more anyway…
I have a friend on the way with food and wine!! Three freaking hours!? I’ll check in with you lovely ladies later…
Amelia
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 06:12 pm: [report]
She wins with The Bach (he obvi wants the youngest chick ever as Step Mommy) but loses with me!
Yellow
wrote on March 2 2009 @ 06:23 pm: [report]
I failed at finding yellow Jillians, but I did find a super hot pair of similar magenta shoes, which I will be wearing to show my support for rejected Canadian stylistas everywhere.
Also, I have a whole box of wine. And cupcakes! BRING IT ON!