Even Babies Are Biting Into The Vampire Trend
Posted by: Wendy Atterberry
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8:50AM, Wednesday October 7th 2009
I don’t care if I don’t have any babies yet, I’m buying this vampire teeth pacifier for my future kiddie. Sure, baby time is still a couple years away, but do any of you actually see the vampire trend ending any time in the next decade? And even if it does magically move on before I have kids, a baby isn’t going to care if she’s sporting a passé style. You know what else she won’t care about? That people are pointing and laughing. [$6.70, Amazon]
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Riley
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 08:02 am: [report]
At least it doesn’t say “Team Edward”.
Pinky
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 08:18 am: [report]
omg I want one…it should say team Louis (as in Interview With a Vampire, because after all real vampires don’t sparkle)
Riley
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 08:34 am: [report]
Please, Louis was so whiny, Lestat was much better. Yes, they don’t sparkle or go vegan.
chickenhead
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 08:35 am: [report]
Glorification of Satan, pure and simple!
Riley
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 08:39 am: [report]
@Chickenhead - Yes, because a book scrawled out by people living in mud huts ages ago should still be taken as truth.
Smoke, mirrors and methods of oppression; thank you organized religion.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 08:52 am: [report]
@Riley: A “Chickenhead” is a woman who freely gives blowjobs. I don’t think they are too serious.
Riley
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 09:28 am: [report]
It is already shaping up to be an irritating day. I’m getting my ranting out of the way now. Saves me time later.
bumbler
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 09:33 am: [report]
meh needs more blood
_jsw_
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 09:39 am: [report]
Anyone who’s had kids knows that this thing will be in the proper orientation 1% of the time, will be upside down making the kid look like an ogre 75% of the time, and will be sideways the rest of the time. Also, it looks like it’d be very easy to get food trapped in the cracks, where it’ll dry and never truly come out.
I’d much prefer a “bring out the gimp” type rubber-ball pacifier that straps to their faces. It would never get lost, and it’d keep the kid quiet.
LayD
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 04:43 pm: [report]
These aren’t vampire teeth, they are “Billy Bob” teeth which are a line of fake teeth (for all ages).