Enter This Penis Haiku Contest!
Posted by: Ami Angelowicz
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12:40PM, Wednesday October 7th 2009
I have been writing bad poetry for as long as I can remember. Well, at least since I penned the gripping haiku, “The Spark,” in 7th grade. I can’t share it … it’s just too embarrassing. But yes, it does follow the 5-7-5 syllable pattern. Can I still write a hard-hitting haiku? Yes, I believe I can. And now I have the chance I’ve been waiting for. Alan Wieder, author of the new memoir Year of the C**k, which chronicles his penile trials and tribulations, is having a contest to find the best haikus about his favorite topic … the penis. You bet your c**k I am entering my phaiku (penis + haiku) on his website for a chance to win an autographed copy of the book. Check out my masterpiece after the jump. [Asylum]
Here is Alan’s example phaiku:
It wakes hard as birch
A schooner’s mast soaring high
Time to spank one out
And my amazing addition:
He will travel to
Deep space of my vagina
A small step for man
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MarieMacCee
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 11:45 am: [report]
Time to spank one out?
Romantic morning, indeed
Don’t poke me with it.
_jsw_
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 12:18 pm: [report]
It makes me a man.
But it dominates too much
of my thinking time.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 12:22 pm: [report]
At my computer
Playing with the meat whistle
Oh no my keyboard
NomChompsky
wrote on October 7 2009 @ 01:38 pm: [report]
I am no farm boy
Still, I wake up every morn
With a rising cock.
An unexplored cave
Exploring trouser snake—splissssh!
(Matsuo Basho)
I don’t understand
Every day I beat him good
But he always wins.
Dark, mysterious
Tragically self-important
I named it Hamlet.