Dress Up Your Downstairs
Posted by: Catherine Strawn
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4:00PM, Saturday January 31st 2009
Apparently it’s not enough just to get a bikini wax anymore. No, now you have to adorn your lady parts. Completely Bare Spas are now offering their Opulent Bikini Wax at their six locations. It includes: a wax, followed by a 24k gold spray and Swarovski crystal decorations (you can either get a heart of your significant other’s initials). Oh, and if you’re single but don’t want to miss out on the waxing fun, you can get a broken heart or a skull and crossbones instead. [Couture In The City]
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Tamara
wrote on January 31 2009 @ 11:38 pm: [report]
I work for Swarovski and my boss is always raising an eyebrow at the stuff I come in and tell her our crystals are used for. This may just top the vibrator that I read about not too long ago.
eden
wrote on February 1 2009 @ 02:28 pm: [report]
I did this once. Didn’t again. Nuff said!
writergirl
wrote on February 1 2009 @ 02:37 pm: [report]
It just sounds VERY uncomfortable…..
writergirl
wrote on February 1 2009 @ 02:39 pm: [report]
Not to mention….wouldn’t it present a choking hazzard…all those tiny crystals down there?
Lynn
wrote on February 1 2009 @ 04:35 pm: [report]
What! My boyfriend would laugh me out of bed if I bared a crystal cooter.
Dominant
wrote on February 2 2009 @ 10:13 am: [report]
I’m laughing too hard. That would only last a day since you’d probably wash it off the next morning. And I’m sure any guy would not like crystals chaffing him. Yikes…
@ Lynn: Crystal Cooter… thats awesome.
Spiff
wrote on February 2 2009 @ 12:18 pm: [report]
You’re having a great night with a new woman. She invites you to her place. Things start to get passionate. Clothing is flying everywhere…and then…you notice the skull and cross-bones floating like a bad omen over the gates of her secret garden. Goodbye ominous vaginal adornment…hello blueballs.
par3
wrote on February 2 2009 @ 02:52 pm: [report]
like they would stand a minute under some of fashion’s cootchie cramping tight jeans???....neva eva.