Doin’ It With Dr. V: How To Predict The Size Of A Penis

Rose
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 12:40 pm: [report]

The only indicator I’ve ever seen proof of is the one when a man’s ring finger is longer than his index finger.  My husband is not tall, and has consequently not large feet, and he has the biggest one I’ve ever seen.  He does, however meet the #3 requirement, he has great self-esteem.  Lucky me!

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 12:47 pm: [report]

@Rose: Mine is 1/2” longer.

“WARNING: Do Not…* Judge A Man Flacid” Couldn’t of said it better myself, I’m a grower.

writergirl
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 12:48 pm: [report]

So thaaaat explains it.  I always dated guys with small hands.

EastCoastMale
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 12:51 pm: [report]

I so wish this was an x rated site at times so we could get some real height, shoe size and girth comparisons lol I am a straight male but I would like to put these methods to rest once and for all so I can know how I am being judged.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 12:51 pm: [report]

@Writegirl: But my hands are small, feet are big, and my ring finger is longer than my index. Doesn’t mean diddily.

Humble Bee
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 12:52 pm: [report]

I once dated a guy who was 6’2, can you say big ass penis! Its was beautiful. He didn’t even know it was big, when I was in total awe and amazement starring at it like it was a juicy burger and I hadn’t eaten for months. He was a little freaked out, he thought something was wrong. I was like are you kidding, wrong? This is fu*ken perfect, f@ck me now, please. BUT then I dated another tall guy, with a size 12 foot, can you say French fry, forget the burger… I was disappointed. Its like when they show the burger on TV and it looks so big but when you but it, your like Mini Sirloin burgers wtf???

ok, now im actually hungry..all this burger talk.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 12:54 pm: [report]

@ECM: Well you could shamelessly post links (AHEM!) to pictures and have people send PMs for feedback…

EastCoastMale
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 01:09 pm: [report]

well this is true but I would be afraid of the ridicule I would receive in public (ie on the ensuing posts)lol . Not that I would be either proud or ashamed, just want to know if any of these methods hold any weight. Plus I think I would get booted possibly for posting THOSE kind of links.

bbpickles
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 01:20 pm: [report]

I don’t think you can judge….maybe I am just the girl that finds the exception to these rules, but one of my exes was bout 6’2 with a small penis, and one had smaller hands than me(they are very small!)and he had the most perfect penis ever! Girthy and long!

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 01:20 pm: [report]

@ECM: Well we did have that link to the pics of that girl on BC yesterday….

retro chic
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 01:26 pm: [report]

Hi, Dr V. Nice to see your intro as the outro for a nice change up—gettin’ right to the thick of things…
Like Rose, I esp relate to #3. I’ve posted previously that I could could tell by the confident way a man talked and esp walked that he had a big one. I called it BDS—Big Dick Syndrome. Nobody says No to these guys whose breezy commanding personalities make (bedroom)doors fly open for them. Also, if he walks with his feet splayed out, rather than straight or pigeon-toed—probably another confidence thing, poss being more “open” to opportunity and proud of his pkg?

I know this will raise some shackles, but (my disclaimer: *in my limited direct personal experience*) ethnicity has been a fairly consistent indicator for me—not by judging in advance (what this article is about), just in retrospect. Nuf said.

But the gay study? Maybe all that testosterone going down—or the pumps, gadgets and pills—yowzer. Might explain The Walk, too.

sam04
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 02:18 pm: [report]

Actually, I remember watching some show from the UK and they did a study about finger length ratios and they said the length of your ring finger in relation to your index and middle fingers was a gauge of how much testosterone you had in your system as a kid.  I guess that’s why people always say things like if you have a longer ring finger you’re a lesbian or have a big penis.

ksdancer
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 03:50 pm: [report]

Thank you for posting all those study results,  but alas, none of them are correct. My current guy (was in Playgirl in May 1996) is short (5’8), a bodybuilder, small hands and feet but wow, what a long one! My previous guy is 5’10 and slightly above average length, but the girth just sets my soul afire (wink wink). I agree with Dr. Oz that it LOOKS like your penis is bigger if you lose weight. How about 6’4, 240 lbs, with an average thingy that looked non-existent on his huge frame, but OH the way he used his mouth and hands! Maybe we can just nuzzle up against these guy and see if “anything comes up” when clothes are STILL on and make our determination then, BEFORE we take ‘em home??

develange
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 04:23 pm: [report]

if only we could pull off ksdancer’s suggestion. Perhaps it’s been done before!

Gauging size is hard. I have never whipped out a measuring tape, and my hands are really small, so I have a hard time estimating size. All I really have to go by is comparison and sensation.

my first boyfriend was about 5’6, petite, but had a big one. I didn’t realize how big until I was able to compare it with other peens. It did look out of proportion to his body.

My current bf is 6’4 and built like a football player, and while his peen looks average on his body, it’s quite large and in charge.

I also like EastCoastMale’s suggestion—would be helpful!! My definition of “big” might be totally different to someone else’s (exact measurements aside).

retro chic
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 04:35 pm: [report]

@ksdancer, so #3 “Large And In Charge… men with good self-esteem also have a big peen” didn’t apply to your bodybuilding, Playgirl-pimping BF either? Humble and shy with a big one. Hmm.

EastCoastMale
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 07:09 pm: [report]

devel

I dont know how that would work out on this site though lol. Posting links to personal pics here would be a bit….putting it all out there. I am a bit of an exhibitionist lol but a whole site of commenters having acess to a link? maybe we need a judges panel or something lol

nicefrenchgurl
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 08:34 pm: [report]

i have a longer ring finger on both hands, and yet im a woman (as far as I know) but its true it relates to the exposition of testosterone in the womb.
my own theory : i always look at a man’s hands/fingers. most of the time, the general shape/girth of his fingers is a perfect indication of what is awaiting me… for some reason, i love guys with huge hands *grin* (i’ve had a few good/bad surprises of course, but at least they have those big fingers lol). plus hands tell a lot about the person, so u know if you’re talking to someone who takes care of himself…

MoonBabye
wrote on June 5 2009 @ 11:02 pm: [report]

My addendum to the second one is also weight. The skinnier he is, the bigger the peen. Height and weight have to be relative though, I’ve found. Yes, most of my exes are tall and lanky.

LinSea
wrote on June 6 2009 @ 12:31 am: [report]

I’ve found all of them different no rhyme or reason i think its like boobs for girls but we dont have the ability to see their father’s goods…if need be im willing to lend myself for the sake of science and be on the judges panel, lol

Ellis
wrote on June 6 2009 @ 06:01 am: [report]

Hahaha, worries about having a small penis can lead to anxiety, depression and OCD?  I’m pretty sure it’s the other way around; if you’re generally an anxious or depressed person, you’re more likely to be stressed about your peen as well.  Otherwise, they’d have to add a whooooole new barrage of measurements when you walk into a clinic!

becktasm
wrote on June 6 2009 @ 09:56 am: [report]

I always just figured the higher the testosterone, the bigger the penis. Surefire testosterone indications: tall, strong jawline, big nose. All these things generally equal big penis.

My boy is 6’7” with some of the most chiseled features I have ever seen. I am a lucky, lucky girl.

Though honestly- lets not hate on less endowed men here. I have slept with many a smaller gentleman who never the less pleased me greatly. Generally, men who have smaller penises know they can’t get away with just jackhammering it, so they learn some seriously impressive hand and tongue skills.

Then again, as my mom told me when I was 13- “It’s not the motion of the ocean, it’s the size of the ship, and any woman who says differently has a husband with a small penis.”

misspixie
wrote on June 6 2009 @ 01:50 pm: [report]

As a G-spot girl, the size is very important. And had there been some tried and tested way of working out this out in advance, I would have saved myself a few disappointments in the past hahaha.

Titi
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 12:20 am: [report]

Interesting. I had no idea that there were so many ways go gauge potential package size.
I’ve had good luck with extremely tall guys—my last 3 serious bf were at least 6’5” and up, and were well-endowed. I’ll freely admit to being a size queen.
However, I’ve also known a 5’5” Scotsman with a comically large member (looked like some kind of biological prank, really). The biggest one I’ve ever seen was on a relatively average sized guy (6’1”, average to slim build).
You never know…

lepetiteamie
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 12:20 am: [report]

LOL @ Humble Bee.
I’ve had ‘juicy hamburger’ syndrome with my last lover. He’s 6’5 and although I’ve dated tall men before, they all were pretty average in size and rhythm. Then he came along, and when the clothes came off, I was amazed actually saying “wow”, which then caused him to laugh. However, it was not just the size. He had a bend/curve on his little friend which, in my teenage days, would have viewed as an abnormality. How was I to know that there would be almost instant G-spot contact because of this. The morale of the story is…the proportional tall man/long penis rule does not necessarily apply but long penis/slight bend blows the mind.

pornqueen
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 09:58 am: [report]

EastCoastMale: I can volunteer to be on the judge panel.  I’m with you, we need to put all those theories to test with an actual model. 
Now about what I have experienced…attitude is everything! The guys I’ve been with have somehow fell into all those categories mentioned. i.e, height, hands, shoe size, confidence.  I’ve had some surprises but only because alcohol does not only impair your ability to drive but to, ahem, predict greatness.  There was this guy who was sooooo big that it practically scared the fk; out of me.  I didn’t let him in until the amount of self & assisted lubrication was in full force.  You know, girls fantasize about size but when it’s right there staring you in the face (literally), it’s not fun! I have noticed though that if the guy is small he can compensate very well with his fingers and tongue.  Also they are not afraid to use toys (aides as I call them!).  For some reason well endowed man do not care for toys as much.  Again speaking only from my experience.
So I call dibs on first sit on the judge’s panel.

pornqueen
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 10:31 am: [report]

BTW, my “friend” right now is 6’4 tall, lenght 8-9 inches:perfect, girth: perfect and he’s also curved ever so lightly.  He’s would get an A across the board but his hole is not on the tip its on the side, so that kinda threw me off at first.  Here I was with this almost perfect dick in my hand and I can’t find where it relieves itself from, awkward moment for a while.  Once I found it (lol) he showed me in oh so many ways that it was not defective just a bit different.  So what I’m saying is that size should not be the only thing to consider.  Appearance, look and functionality also matter.  I’ve seen some funny looking ones (not “ha,ha” funny more like “wtf” funny).  To summarize, if the guy has a big penis it does not mean it will give you big orgasms.

bogart4017
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 01:22 pm: [report]

I been onto Joe P.‘s practice for yrs and he is on the money. My wife always has an orgasm and never says no because she knows i can “handle my business”.

Oliveira
wrote on June 10 2009 @ 05:05 am: [report]

I was once dating a guy with really big hands. Very sexy. Muscled forearms, long fingers. I couldn’t wait to see what he keeps down there. Well. It’s true what they say: big hands, big gloves. :(

GGinBham
wrote on June 11 2009 @ 06:25 pm: [report]

I’m 5’6”, small hands, small feet (size 6), ring finger approx 1/2” longer than index, 6.5” length, if that tells anyone anything.

Maybe bigger guys have bigger tools, I don’t know. One thing I’ve discovered is that being a shorter guy, I’m more egalitarian in bed. If the lady wants a dominant man, she’ll need to look somewhere else. If she wants a man who starts making love hours before going to bed, treats her as an equal, and can still be fun to be with at breakfast, then go for the shorter guys. We’ve had to develop more than just our looks because we usually get overlooked (literally) at first glance.

onemethod
wrote on June 14 2009 @ 01:29 am: [report]

Wow, this is some serious #&@$%. I tell you what ladies. Why don’t you date a guy and decide whether or not you like him, and then give him a try. If his package isn’t up to your standards then do what you will.

You guys forgot to add one more fact in that list.

#5 Not Asian

FYI, I’m 5’11, size 10 shoes, my pointer is roughly the same length as my ring finger and I’m Chinese, but my penis is over 7.5 inches. The average is around 6.

I’ll also let you in on a little secret. We also have a way of predicting a women’s assets too. I’ll let you in on it.

#1 she wears a tight T-shirt but there is absolutely no curves in the chest area. Prediction: she has the breasts of a 10 year old boy

#2 she wears tight as jeans but there is absolutely no curves in the buttocks area. Prediction: she has a pancake ass.

#3 she wears a bubble jacket and it’s the peak of summer. Prediction: she is probably hiding something.

scallawag
wrote on June 14 2009 @ 07:41 pm: [report]

This is all crap..

I’m 6’4”, 260lbs and a gym rat.

I have a full 9 inches and it’s about as thick as the average person’s wrist and compared to what I’ve seen in pornos (yes, I’ve seen porn.. *GASP!* ) I don’t feel I’m all that big.

And guess what?

I’m not all that confident.  I feel pretty average.  I know what I like and I’m willing to take what I want in the bedroom (extremely confident in bed).  But that doesn’t really have any bearing on how I act on a first, second or even eighth date.  If someone hasn’t made a move on you by the 4th date and you’re feeling slighted, maybe you should check your breath or use some deodorant.. it’s not always the guy.  If there’s no chemistry, that doesn’t mean he has a small penis… that part made me laugh.

I’m about average in the foot department at a size 12 (probably small for my height) and I have small hands.. no palming a basketball for me in all the years I played basketball.

So, no… none of these “tell tale signs” mean a thing.

Furthermore, if you’re enough of a ‘w.. hore’ to sit around in a shoe store listening for someone asking for a large shoe, you have all kinds of issues to begin with.

becktasm
wrote on June 14 2009 @ 08:11 pm: [report]

@onemethod: Haha you’re such a hypocrite. Summary of what you just said: “Bitches, there’s more to a man than just his dick! But while we’re discussing physical characteristics, we judge your breasts, asses, and stomachs, without having even spoken to you, all while thinking you’re a #&@$% ho for trying to trick us! Haha, we win!”

Dick size is important. And so is boob size, and ass size, to you, apparently. Call it even, mister sister?

deerhunter1926
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 08:56 am: [report]

yes lady’s some of you are right. i’m 5’7” weigh 165 medium build wear size 8 shoe have longer ring finger than index finger and i’m 8"x6” and know what to do with my tool! never a complaint so far!!

onemethod
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 09:38 pm: [report]

@becktasm. You missed my point. I’m not saying size doesn’t matter. My point is that it is ridiculous to believe that the proportion of a finger or feet has anything to do with penis size. The only correalation is the size and height of the man, but event that doesn’t tell all. A much shorter man can be much more endowed than a larger.

As for my three points, I was just being a jerk. Unlike women, we don’t actually have to guess.

tinarinkus
wrote on June 18 2009 @ 09:39 am: [report]

Joe….now I have to have a cold shower!

Isabel K.
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 12:31 pm: [report]

I’ve dated many a small, skinny guy and they have had beautiful big penises.    But you can ALWAYS tell how thick and what it’ll look like by their hands and fingers!  (If you have experience) haha

Isabel K.
wrote on June 19 2009 @ 12:38 pm: [report]

@Joe Pudpounder!  Wow, nice illustration….  Can I come to you for my pleasure?!

Musa622
wrote on June 21 2009 @ 12:53 pm: [report]

Glad you pointed out the grower vs. shower thing. I’m average when soft, but grow A LOT and reach 8.5 inches with a girth greater than most porn stars. Usually I’m already on my way by the time it comes out, but girls who have seen the full transformation are usually blown away.

Musa622
wrote on June 21 2009 @ 12:54 pm: [report]

p.s. Most of the girls that I’ve talked to dispute the height/size correlation, but I wouldn’t know.

PinkRanger
wrote on June 21 2009 @ 01:56 pm: [report]

hahaha, once again a thread about penis size and every guy that posts on it has to tell all the ladies about his huge schlong. hahahahah….
just like when we have any type of article relating to plus-sizes or weight, women rush on to tell their measurements and make sure no one thinks they’re fat just because they sypathize with big girls. O

bviously I’m generalizing and not everyone does either of these things, and they aren’t necessarily lying *and it is a tad more relevant on this thread at least* but there is so much focus on these shallow aspects. The best sex I’ve ever had was with someone with a 5-inch penis, and the worst was with someone with a 9-incher. Its all about sexual compatibility afterall.

We’re all victims to insecurities and all, but damn….

LoLLyRed
wrote on June 21 2009 @ 02:39 pm: [report]

5’9”
tiny hands
10.5 us shoe size
8x5.5 inch member

don’t read this kind of crap, there is no correlation.

LoLLyRed
wrote on June 21 2009 @ 02:46 pm: [report]

mine actually curves down slightly

LIGuy
wrote on June 22 2009 @ 09:06 am: [report]

Average is the new small, I guess. What are all the average guys to make of this sort of female obsession with penis size?
Can you imagine how girls would feel if they were constantly judged for their sexuality and womanhood based primarily on physical dimensions such as height, chest size, or hip-to-waist ratio? Wait, uh, men do that all the time, huh? Shoot. Touche, girls, touche.
Unfortunately, both men and women are willing and capable of being completely shallow when it comes to sexuality. Most women will always see younger, chiseled, bigger, stronger men with large genitals as the ultimate sexual partner, just as men will see younger, thinner, smaller women with large breasts as being more worthy of fantasy.
Perhaps this is a biological mechanism designed to keep the size of people average?
Unfortunately, when you are just average in looks, wealth, wit, or intelligence, there are so many things to be insecure about…
I can tell you this; men judge women by their weight above all, and a girl with a nice trim butt and a pretty smile has everything most men need regardless of other missing assets like huge boobs. So, if you keep your figure trim and you can smile, you’re golden.
Men, on the other hand, cannot diet or work-out to achieve a larger penis. This fact (men hate not having power to affect necessary change), coupled with standard sexual incompatibility that occurs with many long-term relationships at some point over time - where he wants it 3 times every day, she’ll settle for less - is perhaps behind the male obsession with penis size? I have a great relationship and I must admit I’ve wondered “Maybe if I had a huge cock she’d want it more often?”
If I didn’t have a beautiful wife, many wonderful children, and a great career, sometimes I’d swear, “it sucks to be average”. Then again, anecdotally, I know at least one girl who has dumped at least one guy because he was too large. She couldn’t fit enough of his penis in her mouth and intercourse was painful. Can you girls tell more of those types of stories *please*? They’re comforting to those of us who are “just average”!
But anyway, touche, girls, touche.

Frederica Bimble
wrote on July 17 2009 @ 11:34 am: [report]

There is no tried and true way of discerning the size of a man’s member.  I’ve seen men who stood 5’2” with a willy like a hairspray can and I’ve seen men of 6’4” with Vienna sausage sized droopers….You never know what you’re going to get.  I have found a way that “seems” to work a bit better than any of the other methods.  If a man has a deep voice, there is a tendency for him to have a big penis.  Also,  if they have a calm demeanour, they may be packing a wad.  The loud, brash types, tend to have small to average sized dicks…..It is that confidence thing again.

cherikee
wrote on July 30 2009 @ 05:20 am: [report]

Ok, the real question is…..How can you tell if a woman has a small vagina? Hmmm…..

fullupfrontal
wrote on July 30 2009 @ 07:19 am: [report]

I’m 6’1”, size 12, nice ring finger length, and am small.

I’ve actually felt bad for some women because it was obvious they expected me to be bigger.

So I learned to go down like a champ.

Comenow
wrote on August 25 2009 @ 04:48 am: [report]

I for one would love to know the correct way so that at least I can spot when I am being sized up. I have an 8” x 6.5” penis I’m 5’8” and I have small but wide hands and my ring finger on my left hand is slightly longer than my index finger. I feel really small because women seem obsessed with huge men on forums like this one.

Unlike women who can have anything they want changed and even change in to a man there is no real way men could change there penises well none that actually work. It wouldnt be so bad if they could. Even at my size I would jump at the chance of being at least 10” x 7” just so that I don’t have to feel worried about disapointing women who want more. It’s unlikely to happen in my lifetime so I have to accept what I’ve got, envy the guys with more and just pitty those guys with less.

By the way lady’s the best way of telling is to either ask someone who has slept with the guy if you know him or just grab a hold of it cos he wont mind lol

Who knows maybe one day the world may be full of huge good looking well hung men and beatiful tight women with perfect bodies then what would people have to talk about though? lol

Jayne
wrote on September 4 2009 @ 05:31 pm: [report]

@Joe Pudpounder!! Phew… daaamn… heh.

Iammina
wrote on September 7 2009 @ 12:01 am: [report]

It is true that men over six-two seem to be longer but anything over seven inches can become painful. I think six or seven inches is perfect. What matters most is what a man does in bed to please a woman. If he is good in bed she will want more, or less.Pun intended.

Comenow
wrote on September 9 2009 @ 06:59 pm: [report]

Having read this forum a couple of things I have say firstly is Pudpounder your spot on with your comments they do work or at least they have done for me with the women I have slept with. 

Secondly if six or seven inches is perfect then why are women interested in whats in a mans pants because according to the stats most men have at least 6 to 7 inches?

Thirdly Women constantly say to men they don’t compare lovers penis sizes to there present partners as it isnt important yet this forum is full of women who obviously do which is the very reason all men who are not very well endowed worry about there size.

Finally I don’t consider myself to be small by any means but I would love to have been able to give my ex that look on her face as she told me and remembered that she had slept with a guy who was close to 11 inches and managed to fit him all in. She looked so pleased with herself and I couldnt help thinking… god! I wish I hadnt got on to this subject as I now felt totally inadequate. Thankfully I have been with other women and they have had more than enough with my size and been more than happy (or at least I think so lol)

I wish even to this day that someone in medical science will come up with a proper solution so that men can get a bigger penis if they want one so that they don’t have to feel inadequate any more.

ladees_man619
wrote on October 6 2009 @ 08:44 am: [report]

I’m confirming for you girls that if you take the distance between a guys pointer finger and tip of the thumb.. atleast for me.. it is exactly dead-on the same length as the length of my equipment.. for girls, it must be easy to tell a guys size from that.. and it sucks for me because I have small hands.. I always have the feeling that when a girl is looking at my hands, she is trying to figure out my size.. and I know the finger/thunmb thing is accurate.. atleast for me it is.  Even worse.. I’ve even had a few girls straight up ask me my penis size after seeing my hands (so embaressing for me, especially when other girls are around to hear).. I can never answer that question honestly.. not when the truth is somewhere between 5” to 5 1/2”.. I wish girls had no way to tell size before actually seeing (or feeling) it live.