Doing Your Taxes Can Be Very Sexually Rewarding
Posted by: Catherine Strawn
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8:30AM, Wednesday April 15th 2009
Your taxes have to be postmarked with today’s date unless you filed for an extension, and we really hope you didn’t forget! If you were good and got them all done, reward yourself with a trip to Babeland. The classy sex shop with stores in Seattle and New York is giving away free Gold Digger vibrators to the first 100 people who come to their stores and tell them they filed their tax returns, as well as a 10 percent discount in stores and online for everyone. So, give your money to the government, and then bail out your sex life from its recession (without sleeping with your tax man).
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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 15 2009 @ 09:40 am: [report]
Heh, before reading this post I thought I was getting an $1800 hooker.
Alex V
wrote on April 15 2009 @ 01:05 pm: [report]
I knew a family where the father was an accountant, and all 3 of the kids were born in the month of January.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 15 2009 @ 01:12 pm: [report]
@Alex V: No birthdays in that house.
retro chic
wrote on April 15 2009 @ 01:40 pm: [report]
Haha… This better not be part of any surreptitious stimulus pkg we’re paying for…I can f*ck myself proper without any *help* from the gov’t at tax or anytime, tyvm.
@Alex V, he must not be a good accountant. My doctor, offered me a C-section in late December for that year’s tax break. My daughter was born Jan 4 au naturale and tax-disadvantaged.
And yes, Chee…se, her birthdays get deferred to later in Jan when everyone’s back from Winter Break. Is the last cone in the $$$ and birthday/holiday downhill slalom in this house, and when I can finally exhale.