Doin’ It With Dr. V: 7 Surprising Fetishes
Posted by: Dr. V
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12:00PM, Monday October 26th 2009
We all have hot buttons that love to get pushed. Like watching a good movie your new beau picked out, a new sexual partner has the potential to show you something that you love, that you never would have found on your own. Of course, we all agree, getting naked heats things up, but there’s more to sex than bodies. Your brain is your biggest erogenous zone, and there are plenty of folks with creative minds who take their sexy time to places of desire where other people would never dare to go. So, without further adieu, to inspire you, here are seven surprising fetishes you probably haven’t already come up with on your own ... or have you?
1. Fluffy Woolies: Who doesn’t like a cozy sweater? Some peeps take that fuzzy feeling further to full-on body suits with glory holes, akin to furries but with knitwear. Bet their sexy time get-ups must be a real bitch to dry-clean.
2. Big Balls: We’ve all gotten plenty of email spam about products promising to enlarge a penis, but some peeps want bigger balls. Some guys will even undergo “testicle stretching” where doctors inject fat into their scrotum to make them look more virile.
3. Looners: A balloon fetish isn’t just a lot of hot air; it’s got some pop too. Latex gets taken to a whole new level, as these fetishists enjoy everything from popping balloons to getting inside them. Come to think of it, maybe “99 Red Balloons” isn’t just about the Cold War ... maybe some people play it when they want to get down?
4. Pedal Pumping: Fast cars, fast women: sounds hot, no? These fetishists get off on an up close and personal look at a lady’s foot putting the pedal to the metal. They rev more than just the car’s engine—just check out PedalPumping.org.
5. Mucholphilia: Also known as a sneezing fetish. One innocent “achoo!” can be a turn-on. From the breathy inhale to the final “ooo,” a sneeze can be just another involuntary bodily function to add to your seduction repertoire.
6. Tickling: You’ve got an itch to scratch, no? This is often an extension of bondage; the ticklee is tied down while her partner goes to town tickling and pleasuring her. Giggle!
7. Robots: Ever seen the infamous Melanie Griffith ‘80s B movie, “Cherry 2000”? Well, it’s all about a guy who’s in love with a robot sex doll. In real life, it can be the latest honey tweaked in Japan or a woman dressed as a metal machine. Heck, probably even Joan Rivers in “Spaceballs” gave someone a boner.
Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor; I just play one on the internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked-out. And please, if you have a question, email me. You know I love to read your smut too!
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bethlynn00
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 11:08 am: [report]
The “big balls” confuses me! Weirdly enlarged balls would freak me out! It would not make me want to pay more attention to them, that’s for sure.
I do agree with the tickling though. I never tell guys that I’m ticklish, but i love when they find out on their own, it’s a great form of fore-play, very intimate, you’re giggling & having fun, how could it not lead to sexy times?
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 11:10 am: [report]
@bethlynn00: It’s an evolutionary trait. In every species large testicles are good for sperm production, hence more to go around, so-to-speak.
SCRMOM
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 11:28 am: [report]
A big no to #2 - I still have nightmares from that Cisco Adler picture.
NomChompsky
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 11:55 am: [report]
@ Cheese
They also seem to correlate with high testosterone production, which can be attractive. As a matter of fact, I’m fairly certain humans are unique in valuing penis size over testicle size in potential mates.*
*Do they? My inbox says they do, but my inbox is tricksy.
bethlynn00
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 12:07 pm: [report]
Okay, but I think there is a difference between just having big balls and then going thru some sort of procedure to get big balls (which is what the article talks about), if you have big balls that’s fine, weird, but okay. However to go thru “testicular stretching” (ouch!) to get bigger balls, that is freaking weird! Evolution be damned! And can’t too much testosterone be a bad thing?
ACooper
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 12:08 pm: [report]
I’ve missed you Dr. V! Where have you been?
AnitaBath
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 01:58 pm: [report]
Does anyone else get a hilarious image from the first one? All I can picture is people stumbling around in Snuggies trying to find the “glory holes” in order to actually have sex. Snuggie monsters don’t really turn me on.
40yrolddad
wrote on October 26 2009 @ 04:35 pm: [report]
re #4: while I certainly wouldn’t call it a “fetish” I will admit that Cadillac commercial w/Kate Walsh standing on the pedal of a CTS (“when you turn your car on does it return the favor?”) WAS pretty hot! unfortunately for GM, though, not quite enough - we still have our Lexus & Honda… :D
GreyWolf
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 06:01 am: [report]
Where on earth did you come up with these? I believe they exist, but why?
Other than #2 (which just goes into the “OWWW!!! Close legs QUICK, QUICK, QUICK!!!” category), these don’t even come close to being sexy for me.
Tickling can be fun, but tying my partner up only to tickle her? Maybe a bit, but there are far more interesting things for me to do when she’s helpless (maniacal laughter echoing loudly).
_jsw_
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 06:25 am: [report]
I can see #2 catching on, but instead of injections, we’ll get scrotal implants (“ball jobs”). Of course, they’ll be so large, we’ll need support for them and have to buy athletic supporters specially made for their larger size. “I’m a C-cup.” “I’m a DDD.”
Joy. Once they get big enough, women on top could ride them like kids do those little inflatable balls with handles. And camel toe will no longer be unique to women. And “ball cleavage” will enter the lexicon.
Joy.
hemi
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 12:51 pm: [report]
About #2, you can also have saline injections…
bogart4017
wrote on October 27 2009 @ 02:45 pm: [report]
I can’t get with any of these. And if you dare try to tie me up OR tickle me it’ll be the twelve of never before you try it again. Most people who are ticklish DO NOT LIKE to be tickled. For me it causes an involuntary reflex where the ticklee usually gets an elbow in the jaw. Once on the job a co-worker snuck up behind me to tickle me which triggered that reflex that knocked a terminal off the desk onto her left foot.
After her broken foot healed a company directive was issued to keep your damn hands to yourself.
majicksand
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 09:23 am: [report]
I misread #5 as mulch-o-philia at first. I’m envisioning rolling around in those wood chips under trees (ouch!) or, even worse, manure (ewww!).
DancingGeek
wrote on October 28 2009 @ 10:15 am: [report]
@ jsw- geez now AC/DC is going through my head!
I thought these would be “normal” fetishes, like high heels and pantyhose worn either party(or both), or perhaps a little B & D- these crazy kids today!
onewriter
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 02:20 am: [report]
weird stuff…just gimme sex…you know? why get silly with it? ball enhancing? good lord!
ChocoBoo
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 05:49 am: [report]
Wow… just WOW! I thought I was pretty knowledgeable about fetishes, but these were some doozies. Thanks for the info..I think o_0
*shudders thinking about some hot dude with enlarged balls bouncing into the bedroom, w/ a woolly sheep outfit on*
onewriter
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 09:11 am: [report]
@chocoboo hahahaha!!! love your imagination!
bluejeansandpearls
wrote on November 3 2009 @ 11:02 pm: [report]
wouldn’t big berries make the twig look smaller? not such a great idea now, huh?! ;D