Doin’ It With Dr. V: What To Do When You’re Feeling Raw
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12:30PM, Friday May 22nd 2009
Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. And please, if you have a question, email me. You know I love to read your smut too! Now, let’s get this party started.
We all love to be rode hard and put away wet. But sometimes we’re enjoying the ride so much, we don’t realize we’re dry—bone dry. While that can be a good problem to have, it’s still a painful predicament that could have you getting out of bed even more bow-legged than usual. This week’s Dr. V was inspired by a cowgirl in this very pickle. How do you heal a raw hide after some gun play?
“I had a VERY fun weekend and got caught up in the moment and didn’t lube up properly. Now I’m feeling a little raw. Is there any way to moisturize that region after the fact?” — Too Much Fun
Well, hot stuff, you’re my marathon sex hero! But next time, do yourself a favor and add lube to your naked romps. Even if you feel like a slip-n-slide naturally, going at it could always use an extra squirt.
But it’s easy to lose yourself in the moment. When it comes to crotch discomfort, this is one of the few that can put a smile on your face, because all you need to soothe the soreness is a little moisturizer and some rest. Here’s how to care for your raw hoo-ha:
- Back(teria) Off: When your skin is feelin’ thin, you are more susceptible to bacteria. So, avoid further complications by…
- Only wear soft cotton undies. Anything else will get all up in your girl grill and start trouble.
- Don’t cross your legs. In fact, sit with your thighs slightly apart. And don’t wear a mini skirt!
- Don’t wear pants, even pantyhose.
It’s A Relief: To soothe your pain, you can put on some Vaseline, pure 100% Aloe Vera gel or even some lube after the fact on the red ladybits. Just don’t go shoving it up where the sun don’t shine.
- Just Say No: I don’t mean to be a wet blanket, but no sex until your love shack is repaired. OK, if you’re only a little busted, you can do it, but be sure you use a bucket load of lube this time.
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aries3_04
wrote on May 22 2009 @ 12:45 pm: [report]
Vagisil Anti-Itch wipes can do the trick too (even if she’s not itchy, it reduces any irritation) - happy endings
kimkayt
wrote on May 22 2009 @ 02:31 pm: [report]
Aquaphor feels awesome if you’re a little “ouchy” - highly recommended by my OB/GYN == even better if you put it in the fridge first…
fallenangel915
wrote on May 22 2009 @ 02:58 pm: [report]
Aquaphor sounds like a great idea! Thanks, kimkayt! Oh, and I am so stealing “girl grill”!
retro chic
wrote on May 23 2009 @ 10:47 pm: [report]
Thank you for this. Who woulda thought. When things resemble the red monkey parts, I’ve sat on a bag of frozen peas—that’s the fastest. And used Polysporin with pain relief—but the Aquaphor sounds good. I wonder if diaper cream or Preparation-H work? Happens seldom, but when it does…
Also, twice, I’ve had vag tears (freak accidents w/ the BF)—not a good thing. Spontaneous bleeding from your walls scares the bajeebins out of both of you. And, requires a Dr’s visit. I had to declare on record that it wasn’t rape! Moral: Drink lotsa water, use lube when in doubt, don’t engage before ready.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on May 23 2009 @ 10:51 pm: [report]
@retro chic: Ow. Wtf were you doing?
retro chic
wrote on May 23 2009 @ 11:20 pm: [report]
^ Usual fare, just 2 spontaneous anomalies of undetected freakish dehydration combined with over-enthusiasm (on his part), ie, too little and too much, too soon. No issues.
misspixie
wrote on May 24 2009 @ 12:17 am: [report]
I have read about a really good new lube called YES - it’s totally organic and actually sounds pretty good (http://www.yesyesyes.org) if you read the testimonials, people use it to help combat the dryness thang and it’s got none of the usual chemicals in it, either.
The things us girls go through, eh? xxx
sam04
wrote on May 24 2009 @ 11:59 am: [report]
Some good tips! I horseback ride competitively which equals a lot of hours in the saddle every day. Depending on the horse, things can get pretty raw. Not fun.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on May 24 2009 @ 04:20 pm: [report]
@sam04: I thought for at least 75% of what you just said was about something different. Silly me.
sam04
wrote on May 24 2009 @ 05:40 pm: [report]
@CheeeeEEEEse: Haha. Thought I was speaking euphemistically?
ksdancer
wrote on May 28 2009 @ 10:04 am: [report]
Personally if there isn’t enough friction, the girl (ME) doesn’t get off! Of course that means a little tenderness for a few days afterwards. My dermatologist says ointments are the best because they coat and stay on! And don’t wipe or wash off when you pee, thus not needing to reapply so often. (Cortisone ointment on the outside does the trick, esp if there’s a little slight itch afterwards.) YES to cotton all the way…they DO make cotton thongs…I wear them every day!