Do Not Put That In Your Butt
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
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8:20AM, Thursday July 23rd 2009
A deeply inebriated Romanian man put two hammerheads up his butt to alleviate a case of constipation. Guess what? It didn’t work. In this helpful x-ray, one can see that Viorel Firoiu’s attempt to play home medic wasn’t meant to be in a good way, and he appeared at a hospital in Orlea, Romania, complaining of stomach pains. According to Firoiu’s story, he ate some cherries, got to feeling blocked, had a few drinks to make himself feel better, and then came up with the brilliant idea that the whole problem could be solved with a pair of hammers. (NB: Do not try this at home.) Supposedly, he tried rectifying (heh) the rectal matter with one hammerhead. It got stuck. So, he tried another. And the rest? Well, now it’s tabloid fodder. Surgeons removed the offending articles. If you want to learn more about strange things people have stuck up their bums over the years, go here. [The Sun via Gorilla Mask]
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Frederica Bimble
wrote on July 23 2009 @ 07:52 am: [report]
There’s an old US Army x-ray on file in a certain Veteran’s hospital of a banana and a lightbulb in some man’s rectum.
Johansson
wrote on July 24 2009 @ 05:32 am: [report]
Probably you are familiar with it, but the “Rectal Foreign Bodies” page hosted on well.com was an early Internet pioneer in this area.
http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html
Ah, the early days of the Internet when this type of thing was shocking. Now there’s 600,000 “2 girls 1 cup” reaction videos on youtube ..
roastchicken
wrote on July 27 2009 @ 06:40 pm: [report]
Why read about it? I work in an Operating Room. I see guys come in with foreign objects up their bum all the time. Well, not exactly all the time. More like once a month.
What drives me crazy is the excuses they come up with for having things up there in the first place. Oh, I fell down and ended up with this cucumber up my butt. Or I didn’t notice there was a candle in a jar on my chair before I sat down.
Lame.
ahw
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 08:10 am: [report]
@roastchicken How many men do you see with these…er…issues as opposed to women? Just curious. Because I know plenty off women have fun this way too, but I’m curious if they ever make the occasional mistake.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 08:26 am: [report]
@ahw: We’re dumb. Some idiots don’t use enough lube, or think your butt makes lube naturally. I call 80/20 rule on this, 20% of the people make 80% of the problems for the rest of us.
Johansson
wrote on July 28 2009 @ 09:52 am: [report]
@ahw FWIW, if I remember there were NO women in the RFB case files.
@roastchicken, the canonical excuse seems to be “i slipped in the shower” :D
I dunno, I somehow only feel sadness. To go to the ER because you were idiotic enough to stick two hammer heads (or a load of mixed concrete) in your ass…. the embarrassment of that really has to suck