Dish The Dirt On Your Ex
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
Filed in:
relationships
8:30AM, Thursday April 16th 2009
Smith, of six-word memoir fame, is doing another story roundup. But instead of micro-digesting your life story, they’ve come up with a new topic that’s even more self-indulgent. You get to blab about your ex! Revenge is ours! Smith‘s giving you 1,500 words to tell your tale online. Now that’s a whole lotta crap you can fling on the internet! I, on the other hand, felt I could best express my tale of relationship woes in haiku-form:
Jen said she saw you
French kissing another man
Huh, I should have guessed
Well, at least my ex is happy now. Do yours in the comments!
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Amelia
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 09:36 am: [report]
After our break up
You drank beer and got bloated
While I got happy
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 09:46 am: [report]
I’ve got nutthin’
Naneenya
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 10:03 am: [report]
Dirty, lying, cheat.
I feel sorry for the girl -
Happy Father’s Day!
lalaland
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 10:08 am: [report]
You screwed a freshman
Then replaced me instantly
What a downgrade
Isabela Laval
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 10:41 am: [report]
You were my angel,
then the devil got to me.
I am so sorry.
HitOrMissJudy
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 11:50 am: [report]
You cheated you lied
Yet I was sad when you died
But not all that sad
PinkRanger
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 01:34 pm: [report]
You left me for dead
you liked the look on my face
I’m glad you’re in jail
retro chic
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 01:41 pm: [report]
House of cards you are
Phony smile with empty heart
The joker’s on you
Arty
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 01:55 pm: [report]
Your words put me down
But you’re changing everything
For your new cougar
Millie
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 01:58 pm: [report]
These are so great!
You dumped me for work
But I think it was your mom…
Good luck, new girlfriend!
voxpulchrax
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 02:49 pm: [report]
i’m too smart for you
pot-smoking loser bassist
just grow the eff up
LucyInTheSky
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 02:54 pm: [report]
you called me childish
but you were condescending
I don’t miss you now
Chelle
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 04:33 pm: [report]
You chose alcohol over me
Now your beer is all you have
Have fun turning into your dad
MoonBabye
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 06:59 pm: [report]
you have the soul of a poet
but the heart of a mouse
your mother ruined it all
titsmagee
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 08:45 pm: [report]
You dumped me last month
I’m nice but I’m not buying
Beer for your lame friends.
Kiki T
wrote on April 16 2009 @ 09:45 pm: [report]
Delusional boy
Trapped by entitlement’s game
Ever so dark and lame
Kiki T
wrote on April 17 2009 @ 09:11 am: [report]
oops, that last line has one too many syllables…delete the “so”
Kiki T
wrote on April 17 2009 @ 09:14 am: [report]
Your c*ck rocked my world
too bad sex was all we had
better than nothing
Ellis
wrote on April 17 2009 @ 01:07 pm: [report]
I saw you today
Wearing a Hawaiian shirt
A real catch, honey.
doridori
wrote on April 17 2009 @ 01:18 pm: [report]
stupid mistake dude
you left me for a stripper
hope you are happy
rsonnack
wrote on April 18 2009 @ 11:51 pm: [report]
i cannot believe
i wasted two years of my
precious life on you
Raine
wrote on April 20 2009 @ 07:10 am: [report]
You ditched me for a girl
barely legal and stupid.
Have a great marriage.