Treat Your Pet To A Designer Sex Doll!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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11:30AM, Wednesday March 4th 2009
My dog Lucca, a female mutt that has been fixed, has a thing for humping stuffed animals and balled up socks. It doesn’t make much sense, since she shouldn’t have any sexual urges, but I think she does it to assert authority (over an inanimate object). Which is why I thought this Designer Sex Doll for dogs would be the perfect gift for her third birthday! After all, it looks vaguely like modern art and it will be easy for her to grasp with her front paws! But then again, there is a, um, pink hole at the rear end, and something tells me it’s not dishwasher safe. [NeatORama]
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nicefrenchgurl
wrote on March 4 2009 @ 03:11 pm: [report]
ZOMG
my old mutt (16) used to hump a soft green turtle (sitting on her round end) he even used to have foreplay!! would chew its eyebrow first, then its nose, then would turn it over to size it with his paws under its front legs, and HUMP he went, and thoroughly enjoyed it rofl
unfortunately he had testicular cancer last year and had to be neutered at an old age… and doesnt even pay atention to it anymore
i swore i would keep this soft toy forever (of course, its been washed lol)
joyy
wrote on March 4 2009 @ 03:46 pm: [report]
uh, you should neuter your dogs as puppies, not at old age - it’s called being responsible. And even neutured, some dogs still like to hump stuff anyways.
nicefrenchgurl
wrote on March 5 2009 @ 12:48 am: [report]
hi joyy
all my female pets are neutered as soon as possible because females tend to develop cancers
my male cat has been too
but here in france, we just dont neuter male dogs if not necessary, it is thought of as a mutilation. and i always hoped he would have puppies, but i never found the right female.
my dogs have never been a nuisance to neighbours, they are kept carefully enclosed or on leash for fear they might get hit by a car
i didnt mind the dog humping because he wasnt doing it in front of everybody, and actually he was funny
he is a well behaved dog, and not the kind who would hump your leg
if i were not responsible, do u think i would have gone through the HUGE expenses of curing a cancer?
but i do understand your point of view!