Death By Folding Couch
Posted by: Catherine Strawn
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10:30AM, Thursday July 10th 2008
When I was younger, I always thought hiding in folding couches was super stealth, but now I might be developing a foldout couch phobia. A woman in St. Petersburg, Russia, got in a fight with her drunken husband, and when he wouldn’t get off the couch, she hit a lever and it folded up, leaving him stuck between the mattress and the back of the couch. The woman walked out of the room, and when she came back three hours later, she thought he was sleeping quietly, only he was dead. [Reuters]
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Kiki T
wrote on July 10 2008 @ 10:39 am: [report]
Where can I get one of those jaws of death couches? Every self-respecting Scorpio needs a murderous bed!
Elle
wrote on July 10 2008 @ 07:13 pm: [report]
Damn, that’s messed up, but I’m surprised she didn’t think that folding her drunk husband in a couch wouldn’t suffocate him. I’ve dealt with a drunk husband before. You need to roll him on his side and keep a bucket by the bed.
Clarisa M.
wrote on August 25 2008 @ 04:38 pm: [report]
Hi! My name is Clarisa.