Dating Don’ts: How Not To Kiss
Posted by: Judy McGuire
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11:30AM, Sunday December 14th 2008
Locking lips. Making out. Smooching. Kissing. It sounds so pleasant and easy, yet do a little research and you’ll soon discover that while everyone may be doing it, few are doing it well. For your edification, I have rounded up the different varieties of bad kissers and broken them down by the traits they share with members of the animal kingdom:
Iguana: Characterized by cool, dry lips, and a tiny pink tongue, Lizard Lips is about as arousing as, well, a small reptile crawling around your mouth. One victim noted, “He’d dart his tongue in and out at a million flicks per second. Kissing is supposed to get you hot, not give you calluses.”
There is more to kissing than just shoving your tongue in and letting it lay there.
The Excitable Puppy: I don’t know who is telling these boys that there’s nothing hotter than a mid-makeout tongue bath, but I heard from a lot of sopping sisters. “He licked from forehead to nose to chin and back again,” is how one woman described her first kiss. “Like the way my 80-pound Labrador licks my face. Even though it was my first makeout sesh, I knew my companion was cursed with bad skills.”
The Rattlesnake: You know the scenario. . . he’s cute, you’re tipsy and so you lean in lay one on him and, BAM! His tongue is halfway down your throat, pulsing like a piston. “The tongue should flick lightly—not thrust like a video on BET,” instructs Victoria, a filmmaker who knows her way around a liplock.
The Tasmanian Devil: I was on the fence about one guy I was dating until we had our first makeout. His kiss was like being set upon by a team of angry ferrets. A sensuous bite on the neck can be hot, but a series of sharp nips to the jawline, decidedly less so.
The Venus Flytrap: “It was like his neck was on a hinge,” Sarah relays over cocktails. “This gave him the ability to open his mouth about six inches.” I dated one of these too—his mouth would open so wide that he’d cover my mouth and nose, making it impossible to breath. And yes, while I realize the Venus Flytrap is not technically an animal, it eats bugs and that’s good enough for me.
The Skunk: The breath of death was listed as a kiss-killer by most people surveyed. “In my mind I said let me give you the number of my gastroenterologist, or at least a mint!” David shared via email. In reality he said nothing to the offender—he simply never called her again. “I’m a very polite person,” he explained.
The Possum: As you should know, there is more to kissing than just shoving your tongue in and letting it lay there. “The unfurling of the tongue, and then not moving it . . . ” Sarah shudders, too horrified to go on. “Too much tongue is the number one component of a bad kiss,” she continues. “When it fills your mouth and you feel like some cheap bologna sandwich has been stuffed in there—that is the ultimate bummer.”
Kangal Fish: Used in exotic pedicures to nibble away the dead skin on your feet and hands, the KF-style smooch is also quite cleansing. “I had a woman do this odd thing where she ran the tip of her tongue along the face of my teeth, as if she was trying to clean them,” shares David, obviously on a roll. Sarah has also experienced this, and was neither amused nor aroused. “It reminded me of those cheesy Pearl Drops toothpaste commercials from the ’70s.”
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Loren Roderick
wrote on July 17 2008 @ 02:30 pm: [report]
I have known people however who have enjoyed the sensation of the roof of their mouth being caressed during a kiss… but that’s not exactly teeth licking.
On a side note, if you want some entertainment mention to a group of people that it is the one spot on the body that almost anyone can tickle themselves… and watch them all try.
Mac
wrote on July 17 2008 @ 06:23 pm: [report]
Have you ever had the roof of your mouth licked? Try it on yourself first and save it for a kind of silly but erotic moment with someone special.
Amanda
wrote on July 17 2008 @ 09:16 pm: [report]
You left out The Vaccuum. While a little lip-sucking can be nice, feeling like you might lose your lip is unacceptable. This once happened to me and I had a hickey on my lips to remind me of this awful experience for a week and a half.
ZZZ3
wrote on July 19 2008 @ 06:57 am: [report]
Thanks for this Judy.
This will make my morning, I cannot think of any other way to spend the day.
Have you given someone a kiss today?
Fruit and chocolate kissisies are not to be forgotten
Pinot Baisons! Rose Baisent!
atlgirl
wrote on July 22 2008 @ 10:55 am: [report]
I’m not sure what the animal name would be for this, but what abt the ultra dry, chapped lip rub?
Budlight Lime Gal
wrote on July 23 2008 @ 08:07 am: [report]
I was making out w/ this guy once (mind you just once after this) he just stuck his tongue in my mouth, usually you move your tongue around, no not so much for him. Literally just stuck it out like a kid making that face w/ their tongue sticking out. Ya there was no next time for him!
Carlos
wrote on July 30 2008 @ 05:44 pm: [report]
naht jigglyy!
sarah
wrote on July 31 2008 @ 09:02 am: [report]
i kissed a guy with bad breth on a dare!
sarah
wrote on July 31 2008 @ 09:04 am: [report]
eww
angela
wrote on July 31 2008 @ 10:27 pm: [report]
The most bizzarre kiss I had was on a first date a awhile back—A nice afternoon lunch date, when we were saying good-bye I leaned over to kiss him and when he leaned in to kiss me he…well, he started sucking hard on my bottom lip, when I pulled away, my lip was still being sucked on…Nope, still can’t talk about it…..
malibumac
wrote on August 5 2008 @ 12:01 pm: [report]
My trick is sensual in nature…....straight lip lock while ever so slightly increasing and releasing suction - very erotic and passionate and can make any girl’s heart heat up.
Just Another Person
wrote on August 12 2008 @ 11:07 am: [report]
This post made my day.
CHRISTINA
wrote on August 14 2008 @ 10:51 am: [report]
MY FIRST KISS WAS WHEN I WAS 14
Hannah
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 10:47 am: [report]
MY 1ST KISS WAS WHEN I WAS 13!!!!!! + IT WASN’T PLEASANT!!!! Every girl dreams of a romantic, sweet, gentle moment when a guy gently touches his lips to hers and they share the first kiss. Try having someone tongue shoved down ur throat!!!!!!!! I still don’t like to talk about it!!
jbean
wrote on August 17 2008 @ 08:28 am: [report]
Kisses of death. Literally. I kissed this guy once and for those that have seen Harry Potter…it was like the death eaters. Sucking the ever lovin breath out of you. He went in for the kill and literally had his tongue down my throat so far I could’t breathe. I had to push him off of me. If the first kiss isn’t good you can forget about a second because the kissing is what leads to the good stuff. Slow and steady wins the race guys!!!
jdawg
wrote on August 17 2008 @ 08:27 pm: [report]
Hey, I can only say that , a kiss is only as good as the people involved. You can’t make a kiss special. The moment is critical….if it’s right, it will be great.
Hannah
wrote on August 18 2008 @ 06:33 am: [report]
Yea, you got that right!!!! Some people like to kiss for the sake of kissing…..and all the time. Kisses should be special and not a normal, everyday thing that you just do. If you’re looking for a good kiss that’ll sweep you off you’re feet, look for someone who knows the importance of the timing.
Girly
wrote on August 21 2008 @ 12:26 am: [report]
A soft entry with gentle suction and light licking.. yum! Have him do this under the lighting and thunder of a desert storm and you have the perfect first kiss.
bababababamac
wrote on August 22 2008 @ 12:13 pm: [report]
my first kiss was 9 days ago!!! i had it with the perfect guy! blonde, tall, and handsome!! it was a goodbye kiss. it was at a summer camp. it was amazing how tender he could be with his tounge. it was epic!
Kiki T
wrote on August 22 2008 @ 12:25 pm: [report]
bababababamac, you are adorable!
fruit juice lady
wrote on August 22 2008 @ 03:49 pm: [report]
my first kiss was from a girl and i was shaking in fear so bad its not funny
melanie
wrote on August 25 2008 @ 07:59 am: [report]
i love having sex and let me tell ya when the peanus rubs against your blater it feel fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. when he kisses your boobs he is really really sexulal
mariah carreira
wrote on August 26 2008 @ 12:56 pm: [report]
my first kiss wasnt really a kiss it was sex i didnt even no the guy he climed in my window and asked me and he was sexey the funny thing is im 10 and he was 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Confused girl
wrote on August 31 2008 @ 02:23 pm: [report]
I have had my first kiss, it wasn’t great! I think it was probably the lizard lips
but now i want to have sex, but doesn’t the first time hurt and do girls bleed like straight after he sticks it in????
Confused girl xx
muhuhahaha
wrote on September 1 2008 @ 01:16 pm: [report]
so how about a guy that can turn any normal every day kiss into something amazing… now dont get me wrong this done all the time is wayyy to much… but only every once in a while… randomly a perfect kiss =D
Righteous Metal Broad
wrote on September 3 2008 @ 09:08 am: [report]
you forgot to mention the slimer, I’ve had to occassions where the guy I was kissing would fill my mouth with slobber. I’m grossing myself out just typing this.
And this was not one guy, it was two. The first was my first kiss (when I was 11, it turned me off of kissing for at least a couple more years). The second was when I was adult, shortly after kissing the slimer, I found out he was a virgin.
I should have ran away screaming for the hills.
angelica Majors
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 05:07 pm: [report]
my first kiss was weird it wasn’t really a kiss it was a tongue shoved down my throat!!!!!!! i had to push him off i gave him a second chance and he did it just right.
jbean
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 08:18 pm: [report]
oh yes, the slimer…where you have to find the nearest towel to wipe down your entire face!!! seriously, where’s the race? i just don’t get it. i know guys get excited but so do we. you don’t see us gobblin you up like thanksgiving turkeys. don’t get me wrong i have had some killer ones that take your breath away but in a good way. they’re few and far between but once you get them you’re ever so grateful that there are some guys that know what they’re doing.
amberi
wrote on September 6 2008 @ 03:07 pm: [report]
my frist kiss was wen i was 6 yea i kno way 2 young but if was fab it stared out as a perk so soft then he ran his tonge along my buttom lip and slowly pushed his tonge in rubed it on da roof of my mouth toyed wit my tonge a lil and softly grazed my tonge wit his teeth and all dis whole stroking da bak of my neck litening ran down my spine i spent da hole week looking at his lips and just thinking bout it gives me da chills but da thing is he was onli 8
SUGA MAMA
wrote on September 8 2008 @ 05:12 pm: [report]
My 1st kiss was on my bed when i was 8. he added a lil tongue 2…...
Trixie
wrote on September 11 2008 @ 08:45 am: [report]
I like a bit of tooth/tongue action. Not a total exam, but running the tongue over the top of the teeth….mmhmm. Even a bit of knocking teeth when it’s all about the animal in us. You just have to be in agreement. If you do it, and the next time they do it back. Bingo.
My current man and I, in the total heat of it all, actually stop the lip/tongue motion and just breathe, with our lips lightly touching. Kind of Zen.
Maybe not for everyone, but we both hit on something that makes us both go ZOOOM!
I think you just have to play around. That’s the fun of it, right?
Kyzahs
wrote on September 14 2008 @ 10:06 am: [report]
No one mentioned ‘the shark’. Biters anyone?
kim hardy
wrote on September 22 2008 @ 06:57 am: [report]
I hate tongue suking.
Hardcore kissingtu!
wrote on September 23 2008 @ 05:41 pm: [report]
OK AS WEIRD AS THIS MAY SOUND THE THOUGHT OF A GUY SHOVING HIS TOUNGE DOWN MY THROUGHT SOUNDS REALLY HARDCORE AND SEXY AND NIBBLING IS THE BOMB !!!
jennie
wrote on September 24 2008 @ 08:37 am: [report]
hi i am jennie
i don’t kown how to kiss can you help me because i am going to my fist date on monday so i want to kiss him good so you see why i need help.
so wiil you help me.
love jennie
Lorin
wrote on September 27 2008 @ 08:32 am: [report]
My first kiss was at the beginning of this year at Super Bowl party. For anyone who’s seen Hitch and he says that the first kiss will tell a girl everything she needs to know about a relationship- he wasn’t lying. It was bland as hell. No feeling what so ever.
Now, my current boyfriend hasn’t kissed me yet, but holy heck, I thought he was going to the other day and my heart was going like a race horse, but I was disappointed because of his lovely father walking up to where we were and telling him to come on already. -_-
ShortStack
wrote on September 27 2008 @ 09:07 am: [report]
HA!HA! Death Eater Kiss! The first kiss that my husband and I shared was one of those. He literally sucked the air out of my lungs. At first, I didn’t want to say anything to him about it, so I tried to “correct” him by leading the kiss. It had worked in the past when I dated other guys (who were some on this list), but it didn’t for him, so I had to fess up and tell him that he was sucking the air out of my lungs. He admitted that he couldn’t breathe out of his nose, which made him a mouth breather. When we kissed, he wouldn’t get any air, and forgetting that we were making out, he’d breathe in through his mouth and steal my O2. It cleared up the gaffe and we’ve shared a lot of really nice make out sessions since then.
My number one kiss was not with my husband, but a guy that I was dared to kiss before I met my hubby.
It still gives me shivers. He started slow, building up anticipation, brushed his lips softly on mine, moved in slow and sensual and then lightly slid the tip of his perfectly moist tounge over my lip. I don’t think I talked for a good half hour after that one.
AvisBailee
wrote on September 29 2008 @ 05:14 am: [report]
I think,It wouldn’t really matter to me because there is a difference between what people say and do. Actions speak louder than words. If my date said that it would give me the impression that they are respectable and are looking to be with someone for a serious relationship rather than physical relationship.
megan
wrote on October 2 2008 @ 02:32 pm: [report]
i now how too kiss and have sex am 16
courtney
wrote on October 4 2008 @ 05:03 pm: [report]
Im 16 and not shy at all but wen it comes to kissing i become so shy never had corage to do it ive always wanted to go to some party and jus kkiss a stranger so i dont do it wrong but theres this guy i really wuuna go out with nd i kno he does too but hes 20 so clearly hes exprinced cus i deff should be to so i dont want to let him know its my first time. what should i do
Becca
wrote on October 7 2008 @ 10:21 am: [report]
What I would say to do is to practice. Move your tongue slowly around in your mouth gently side to side or in the shape of a T. Don’t have your tongue too stiff or it could be really uncomfortable for the other person but you don’t want it too soft that it is like mush. Don’t have your mouth open to wide cause this gives the kissers that totally give your face a bath the chance to do just that. All you need is about 1 inch. You can also practice the force and movement of your tongue by unwrapping a starburst in your mouth (do not rip it) or tie a knot in a cherry stem. Also, guys are really sensitive on the back of their neck so gently caress the back of his neck in the midst of a kiss. Personally I find it creepy when a guy kisses with his eyes open. But that’s up to you as well.
When your comfortable with kissing you can experiment with gently sucking the bottom lip, licking it slowly, etc. People have their own personal preferences that are all different. Of course it depends which kind of kiss you would like which after you have kissed a couple of times you will find what kind of kiss totally makes you melt.
I would also say to not worry about it too much and just enjoy it. Just because he is 20 doesn’t mean he is a good kisser.
rose
wrote on October 8 2008 @ 03:30 pm: [report]
i havnt had my first kiss yet…im only 12 but i was reading all the comments and it sounds like practice is the best way to be a good kisser… thers such thing as a natural good kisser, right?
thanks
K
wrote on October 13 2008 @ 04:04 pm: [report]
The worst kiss I’ve actually had was with someone who shoved their entire mouth against mine, and never opened up their mouth once to let me put my tongue in…they just kept smashing my nose against my face with all their face pressure…and finally at one point I asked them to open up their mouth so I could slip them the tongue. I was completely baffled…it was like trying to play tag just to find their mysteriously absent tongue, his teeth kept colliding into mine, and the sad thing was that he had kissed a lot more girls before me…way more guys than I had…but nobody had ever told him how horrible he was. I fixed it though!
aaahhg!
wrote on October 13 2008 @ 07:09 pm: [report]
i’m 17…
and i’ve denied 7 guys…
but i want to kiss someone soo bad.
=[ i don’t know why i’m crazy, but i am so scared, and want it to be perfect!
Kandygirl
wrote on October 15 2008 @ 01:42 pm: [report]
My first kiss was… nice. I was about 8 and it was just me and the guy and we went under the blanket and we kissed. It wasn’t like a sloppy kiss but more like a soft sensual kiss. It was closed mouth but he had the softest lips and it was very enjoyable!
sallly
wrote on October 20 2008 @ 04:33 am: [report]
ive made out a couple times but im not always sure im doing it right…
i have a question..
how do u no where to move ur tounge ?
how do u know when to open ur mouth ?
Pinky
wrote on October 30 2008 @ 03:10 pm: [report]
the other day i madeout with my boyfriend for the first time and it was so nice. one thing though, it went by toooooooooooo fast! LOL he is a good kisser! awsume tongue action
BKjazzed
wrote on November 6 2008 @ 08:21 am: [report]
Bad kissing is a deal-breaker! I once dated this guy whose lips were so stiff and unsensuous, it made all his good qualities fade into the background. It literally felt like I was kissing something hard- and I don’t mean in a good way. I mean like a wooden board.
VickyGeez
wrote on December 9 2008 @ 06:05 am: [report]
A REALLY bad one for me is peckers. I mean he was a really nice guy but no matter what it was peck kisses one after the other after the other it was very anoying, like a confused 9 or 10 year old kid would do as a first kiss maybe, but he was 39! And devorced. And no matter what I tryed, to make it more passionate and open the mouth a little more it just went back to pecking peck peck peck like you’re saying goodbye a thousand times. I was seeing this guy for almost 3 months, he was good at the sex but I just never wanted to kiss him, he always tryed to “kiss” me though, I just get frustrated and turn away or change the subject. I’d rather suck his pecker then have him peck me honestly, or maybe that was his plan.. LOL, cause it worked, at least he was gifted down there.
-VickyGeez
VickyGeez
wrote on December 9 2008 @ 06:11 am: [report]
THEN there’s the loud kissers, and this usually is Mexican men… Then again I’ve never kissed a Mexican chick and don’t plan on it, but OH please keep the smacks to a minimum. The guy’s kissing sound hurt my ears! On top of it he just didn’t have soft lips they were like one big hard muscle. But I don’t think he could help hard lips, the sound is what killed it for me. Way distracting.
-VickyGeez
morales219
wrote on December 12 2008 @ 07:27 am: [report]
ok, one thing I noticed and never experienced before is what some people might call the “shark bite”. All teeth!! I mean there is nothing worst than leaning in for that soft strong passionate kiss with someone with really lush lips and then OPEN WITH and CLASH!! Teeth on teeth and no matter how you back up they lean in closer and scrape away. After leaving you soar and wanting to knock them out.
grace
wrote on December 14 2008 @ 12:34 pm: [report]
kissing is a wonderful experience with a person who is as open to the moment as you are. i was once very much in love with a man who taught me that it was not the technique that counted as much as true devotion. he laughed with me and not at me as we were kissing because it was with great joy that we we even had time to be together. he was busy taking notes, and i spent the rest of the afternoon as his (undressed) muse. it was quite wonderful and memorable and physical love should not occur any other way. viva italia
smellycats
wrote on December 14 2008 @ 02:26 pm: [report]
So I’ve kissed 3 guys and I’m 23. With my first the attraction was super strong and we were laying beside each other and seriously it was open mouths right on each other. I honestly don’t remember the kiss itself. Not even sure if I was good. I stopped thinking about that moment b/c it was really hot.
2nd guy didn’t have a lot of a chemistry but we made out a lot and I think I got a lot of practice there. He was good. Not super sexy but not any of the above yucks.
The 3rd… wow. I’m with him now and we’ve never french-kissed let alone made out and we’ve been dating for more than 2 and a half years. We won’t till we’re married (also won’t have sex) and I’m absolutely sure that that first french kiss will be the best of my life. Even the sweet closed-mouth lip brushes we share now are better than that first hot tongue-war.
suzybabies
wrote on December 15 2008 @ 11:58 am: [report]
i hate the ‘venus flytrap” its horrific and dangerous. men do not need to conquer my face and mark their territory with a fresh layer of saliva.
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rockstar1226
wrote on December 15 2008 @ 12:25 pm: [report]
kissing is a lost art form if ya ask me. if theres no passion in it why bother. i’ve had the tounge thuster,boy ,thats god awful. it’s almost like those kissing fishes in motion. the tounge is very sensual and sensitive. use it slowly,vary its depth.its an extention of your body,explore the feeling slowly and try to sincrinize it with your partner. i’m a 44 yr old single man,and have re-trained a few ladies in my day.but i really dont feel like wasting the effort anymore.
vanya
wrote on December 15 2008 @ 02:44 pm: [report]
Don’t forget the Crash Landing. I’m all for a man who is enthusiastic about kissing me. Just please don’t render me unconscious by swooping in so fast you knock me out cold in the process
austin21
wrote on December 16 2008 @ 06:32 am: [report]
lol kissing can be really confusing, to me its all about the timing. a small peck can mean just as much as lip locking tongue action! my first kiss was when i was 16, i kissed a girl i worked with, she was 19. the kiss came after a very nice, casual “date”. took her home, walked her to her door. said goodnight, hugged. i really didnt expect anymore then that. she leaned in and gave me a really soft, small peck. it felt like she was checking to see if i was into as she was lol. after she found out i was it went on for what seemed like 10 minutes (i know it wasnt that long lol) went from a small peck to my bottom lip being bitten..which i really really like, it drives me nuts! but not too hard. it was perfect timing, perfect person. if i had to do my first kiss all over again i would want it to be just like it was. timing timing timing and guys you dont have to be “all over it” its alright to let them make the first move sometimes
...worked for me lol
prbygr
wrote on December 16 2008 @ 03:02 pm: [report]
Well this is a subject I’m starting to really get good at, i have been saying that people have not kept up with kissing. I watch TV shows where they would great each other and do side kissing. What i mean by that is they hug ( kindof) and then kiss off to each side in the air.What about a real kiss the kind we use to do in the movie theater and drive ins
( till they started to close those )A real kiss two lips touching and feeling. Well what got me into all this is one day I was visiting my dad at a hospital in hospice when I walked by a large aquarium and there were big gold colored fish in there. At first I just sat there and was using it as a relaxing moment to all the stress I was going through , but then the most unusual thing started to happen. They started kissing over and over in the tank , and that was when i decided I had to capture this so I could show my friends. I got out my Sprint Instinct camera phone from Samsung, and stated to capture this incredible moment. I filmed for about 5 minutes and that was it, until I got home and downloaded it . Whow this was amazing and i decided to put it on you tube , that was when I decided to call them the exotic kissing fish. In a few days I got hit after hit , it showed me that kissing was not dead , fish were there showing love to each other , so why can’t humans do it to . I have since then put it on a site http://www.rentaweb.net, and just made a lens on Squidoo and featured it. That brought me to this page and I decided I had to share this great romantic experience with you .
Please leave me feedback at my site or send message
you can see more soon at
http://www.rentaweb.net
thank you
ps I got a cyber kiss from a cam girl the other night !!!
jadeycakes
wrote on December 16 2008 @ 06:18 pm: [report]
@ Kyzahs, ugh! I don’t like the biters! I experienced a biter for the first time a couple of weeks ago and damn, it was such a turn off. My lip was swollen that same night and the next morning. Not flattering at all.
DidSheReallyGoThere
wrote on December 19 2008 @ 10:07 pm: [report]
The most-guaranteed turn-off for me is being ASKED for the first kiss. The FIRST kiss shouldn’t be a ‘polite request’ like asking someone to hold the door open for them! (lol) The most passionate first kisses have been based on mutual raw chemistry that causes the energy to shoot lightening-daggers via eye contact. There’s that spark in the eye that lets both parties know that it’s time to initiate the sweet commencement of physical closeness. Based on how the first kiss is issued (softly, slowly, not too much at first——-or an oral handshake that leads to a tongue tango and lip-wrestle, increased breathing, perhaps an involuntary moan…) can lead to anything under the sun. Having ‘Angelina’ lips, I seem to be inclined to the type of guy whose got some Cupid Bows of his own. Nothing like it! Hope I remember to buy Mistletoe tomorrow!
fellella
wrote on December 20 2008 @ 09:42 am: [report]
I’ve had plenty of “how to” and “how NOT to” kisses. One that always stands out to me is the “tongue stabber”
I don’t particularly care for the sharp, hard, pointy tongue, stabbing at mine. In my experience, i have also noticed that i am left with very little room to kiss back. LOL
i’m a soft, passionate, romantic girl. i prefer the same kind of approach. i get butterflies just thinkin about it.
zafonic
wrote on January 22 2009 @ 10:08 pm: [report]
goodness. What’s horrible is the “non-romantic first kiss”. For example, I was my current boyfriend’s first kiss in a spontaneous moment, and he didn’t know what to do with his lips. We sat there liplocked for a few moments, and that was it. Boring!
However, we’ve been together for over a year now, and as with past relationships, I’ve realized that most guys are willing to learn what really pleases you, especially if you take the approach, “it really turns me on when you kiss me like this…(insert kiss of choice)”.
Kissing should be a sport of communication. Therefore, being able to communicate with words should be a prerequisite to kissing with good communication. :]
Also a terrible experience is the “overly-frisky groper”. For me, what he’s doing with his hands is just as important as what his lips and tongue are up to. Awkward times when he can’t decide what part of your anatomy he likes most and therefore decides to go for all of them at a rate of one new place per second. Hah! Just tell him you love to take it slow, and that gets most guys to agree relaxed and sensual is the best.
Daniel
wrote on February 1 2009 @ 10:35 pm: [report]
i am a boy, names daniel, am 14, tommorow i am going on a date and have never kissed a girl yet. i kinda have a longer nose than her, how do i get around this?
kimmy013
wrote on March 23 2009 @ 01:11 pm: [report]
I want to kiss this guy, but i dont know if he likesmeorifheknows i like him! What should i do? Please help
kimmy013
wrote on March 23 2009 @ 01:12 pm: [report]
and i am 13
andreaisawesome
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 12:43 am: [report]
OMG my first kiss we were both so nervous then it was like wow the best kiss ever. it lasted a few seconds, let me tell ya good kissin is important see i was a virgin before but now after kissing him and getting caught up in the moment we both just lost touch with reality for a while it was amazing. i cant count on both hands how many times we kissed and they were all perfect. It’s very important after you touch lips with him close your eyes and enjoy it i did and i felt him smile in the middle of it, it was so perfect!!!!!!!!!
andreaisawesome
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 12:46 am: [report]
oh and it makes it even better make sure your lips arent chapped and if possible wear chapstick i did and it made it even better =]
Balletpro
wrote on March 25 2009 @ 11:38 am: [report]
I remember my first kiss. It was awesome. I was 6 years old, barely in first grade, but it was with a second grader who was 8. We were at my place playing monopoly. Then he leaned in and kissed me ever so gently. It lasted about 3 minutes. Including tongue, and my eyes were closed but I am not sure if his eyes were. Whatever, he was a great kisser for an 8 year old. It was his first kiss too. I have been his girlfriend ever since, and I am now 14. I have already given my virginity to him, and we have sex like 4 times a day or 5 times a week. Gosh it feels sooooo good! Especially when his mouth goes down there… ohhhh. And it does not effect my grades, I am a straight A student and so is he. But I love him, and he loves me. Well i gotta go, I need sex.
hblauer1209
wrote on March 30 2009 @ 07:01 pm: [report]
The worst kiss I ever had was this guy I really liked at work we started making out once and he slobbered all over my face! It was like making out with a blood hound or one of those dogs that slobber all the time. It was so gross.
Aubs
wrote on March 30 2009 @ 11:29 pm: [report]
So my first kiss.
i was 18, and was reunited with my childhood crush. the moment was completely perfect except… the MOMENT our lips were touching and our mouths were open you know, he BURPED! how utterly WRETCHED! wow i KNOW someone else has had that happen lol.
But my man now is so wonderful. He is SOOOO romantic. whenever we kiss seriously the sparks are flying high! no matter what. i was his first kiss when we were 19. but he was so calm and cool about it…even tho you could tell he was petrified! it was the morning he was leaving for the army so there was obviously some stress.
he’s my fiance now. just waiting for his deployment to be over and we’re getting married!!!!!
Erin Kelly
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 12:13 am: [report]
I was so nervous about my first kiss that I’d watch how people kissed in movies and tried to give myself tips for my future first kiss. When I was 16, my boyfriend gave me my first real kiss. We just went from pecking to making out.. nothing inbetween, which sucked. And his kisses were so wet that I’d break out around my mouth from them. It’s now two years later and the guy I’m with is a GREAT kisser so far, which is wonderful because I thought I was doomed to be a horrible kisser. We haven’t had anything with tongue, and I try.. but it just seems to no avail. But I would suggest to those of you who haven’t had one yet - don’t go from just a peck to full-on frenching. Take the time to build up your kissing - it is worth it!
um_yea_soooo
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 02:11 am: [report]
My first kiss what when I was in the 8th grade…at first it started out normal and quickly changed….by the time the kiss was over my face would be covered in slobber..it was soooo bad that when the kiss was over i would act like i was going to hug him and lay my head on his shoulder when instead i was just trying to wipe off the slime he left on my face….Ugh! Thank God my husband is a good kisser…lol.
Rusty S
wrote on April 2 2009 @ 06:23 pm: [report]
I remember my first kiss, I was in 7th grade, 13 and scared out of my mind. I was dating (and by dating I was holding hands and hanging out with) this girl my buddy knew from growing up. She was so into me but I had never made out with a girl before so I tried to ignore her and play it off with pecks… until I got trapped. She invited me over to watch a movie with her friends at her house, her parents ended up leaving and I just knew that it was going to happen. I was so nervous all night until it finally happened. I can’t really remember the details exactly but it was new to me so of course I thought it was “cool”.
I’ve been with a couple of these but by far the worst is the drooler, not so much that a little slobber is terrible but the sound they make when trying to keep it in their mouths… ugh.