Crush Of The Day: Joel Hicks, Gravy Wrestler
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
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12:40PM, Wednesday September 16th 2009
Jesus. Mother. Of. God. Hands off, ladies! Amelia and I are already fighting over him. May the best woman win. Say Hello, sexy! to gravy-covered Joel Hicks, aka Stone Cold Steve Bisto, the 30-year-old hottie who won the 2009 World Gravy Wrestling Championship. Gravy wrestling? Apparently, yes. (It’s in England; I guess they’re into that sort of thing.) Hicks looked dayum fine winning upon competing for the third time. “And i dont even LIKE gravy!” wails crushing Amelia. Right now, I like gravy very much. [Square Hippies]
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Lilypie
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 11:46 am: [report]
Wow. Who’d have thought gravy of all things could look so hot?
effing hickster
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 11:46 am: [report]
I’m sure you wouldn’t mind a little extra gravy on your biscuits…
jeccabean
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:01 pm: [report]
oh yeah. I’d really like some gravy…
brandyalexander
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:01 pm: [report]
vegan nightmare… shudder.
pinkjellyfish
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:13 pm: [report]
Hooo boy… I’d love to run my tongue all over that.
effing hickster
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:35 pm: [report]
@brandyalexander: Oh, I’m sure there’s a vegan recipe out there somewhere. If not, I’d be happy to whip one up!
IrishErin
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 12:48 pm: [report]
I effing hate gravy. This grosses me out.
effing hickster
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 01:01 pm: [report]
Perhaps some maple syrup?
Oliveira
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 01:40 pm: [report]
I volunteer to lick off the gravy, since you all people here hate it.
brandyalexander
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 01:48 pm: [report]
Thanks, Hickster. And if it comes with a cute vegan boy underneath, then I will be one happy girl
GreenAura
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 01:51 pm: [report]
If only he were carved from mashed potatoes…sigh…
effing hickster
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 02:31 pm: [report]
@Oliveira: Ha!
Could you handle white gravy, or just the brown?
impoddity
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 03:40 pm: [report]
My first thought about this photo without reading the caption: “Why in the hell did this man win the Blackface Title Belt? He didn’t even do a good job.”
Now I understand.
joel_hicks
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 12:40 am: [report]
Thanks for all your comments! Joel xx