Cornell Cheaters Remind Everyone To Be Careful Sending Sexy Emails!
Posted by: Jessica Wakeman
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10:10AM, Monday November 9th 2009
Who among us hasn’t had some explaining to do after sending a sexy email to the wrong person? Most of the time your unlucky recipient laughs it off and everything’s cool. But that’s not what happened to John, Lisa and everyone at Cornell University who now (accidentally!) knows about their affair.
John is a married tech guy at Cornell. Lisa is his married mistress at the Cornell Business School. And at 2 p.m. on Friday afternoon, when John accidentally included another email address on a reply back to Lisa, everyone at Cornell received a sexy, sexy email exchange that the pair had been writing back-and-forth since 8:30 a.m. By 3 o’clock, the whole dirty email exchange was posted online and now the whole world knows what kind of panties Lisa wore on Friday ... and much more. I wish I could feel bad for these people, but haven’t they ever heard of iChat?
After the jump, the dirtiest, most cringe-worthy bits from John and Lisa’s email blunder:
From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:53 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:
I look like a damn schoolgirl today. Jake was up at 5:15 this morning and full of piss and vinegar so I had very little time to get ready. My hair’s up in a pony tail and I’ve got on sneakers, jeans, and a sweatshirt.
From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:56 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:
That sounds VERY SEXY to me!!! What kind of panties do you have on???
From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:57 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:
A thong of course.
From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:59 AM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:
Well, be specific please!!!
From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:01 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:
Uh,a bright blue thong.if you want more specifics you;ll have to just see it for yourself.it could be your lunch
And later on that day…
From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:39 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:
I think I need a good spanking.and to be put on my knees and force fed.
From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:44 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:
OH, I can SERIOUSLY help you with both of those Baby, don’t worry!And I will be SO F***ING HORNY after I get done SPANKING that FINE ASS of yours for hours, you’ll be FULL for a week after you swallow me! And I hear that c** is an excellent source of protein, as well as other nutrients!!!
From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:46 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:
I knew I could count on you!!! You’re my hero!!!! My knight in shining armor!!! My private porn star!!!!!
Jeez Louise. Technology is a bitch!
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OutOfLine
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 10:26 am: [report]
Oh man, i got uncomfortable just reading that…
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 10:44 am: [report]
Sent it to my Cornell peeps.
hannahsguy
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 10:45 am: [report]
Sounds like stuff my ex-wife and I send to each other every day.
whatshesays
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 10:47 am: [report]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Perceptible
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 10:48 am: [report]
Wow! That would be a sexy exchange… if they weren’t both married to other people! Cheaters should really be more careful.
ElleSays
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 11:01 am: [report]
hahahaha idiots
silver_dragon_girl
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 11:10 am: [report]
Wow. The next time I’m having a bad day I’m just going to think about this…it can always get worse. I could be sleeping with someone who felt compelled to end every sentence with multiple exclamation points, for instance.
conspicuous
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 11:37 am: [report]
The most hilarious part of this exchange isn’t even the sexy part. Seriously, who they hell says their kid woke up ‘full of piss and vinegar’!
Disgusting!
resullins
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 01:19 pm: [report]
@Conspicuous… my mother described me that same way for most of my adult and child life. It just means spunky, rowdy, boistrous. There’s nothing disgusting about it.
Other than that, these people are cheating idiots and deserve what they got.
SCRMOM
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 01:23 pm: [report]
@conspicuous: I agree with resullins - this is a common expression. However, I assumed she was referring to her husband, not her kid.
hannahsguy
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 04:03 pm: [report]
Just saw their pics (http://guestofaguest.com/news/breaking/breaking-the-email-scandal-that-just-shook-cornells-campus/).
OMG! She’s that hot for HIM!!?? Wow, there’s hope for all of us fugly guys.
resullins
wrote on November 9 2009 @ 04:04 pm: [report]
Oh GOD! I really wish I hadn’t BOTH read the emails and then seen the pictures! Nightmares!
ootie grl
wrote on November 12 2009 @ 08:35 am: [report]
I agree with Perceptible. Or they should just not cheat. Its still hella funny that they messed up. Im assuming they got found out by the significant others then?
DancingGeek
wrote on November 12 2009 @ 08:49 pm: [report]
oh geez hannahsguy and resullins you HAD to mention there were pictures. Ew, just ew- OK fine I’m shallow ew.
That same exact scenario happened at a very large insurance company I used to work for- but one of them included everyone on their to list so pretty much the entire company got the e-mail at the same time- not by forwarding. dumbasses.