Condoms: Just the Tips
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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sex
2:30PM, Monday June 9th 2008
Condoms, the wonder rubbers, keep the sex safe like a superhero protecting a city. But there’s such a thing as condom Kryptonite. Before you get scared of imminent doom in the bedroom, here are six tips to stop your condoms from being rendered powerless.
- When you’re cookin’ in the bedroom, never use oil-based lubricants like vegetable shortening, cold cream, or Vaseline. In addition to being a bit greasy, they can actually damage the latex. Only use water or silicone based lubricants and slip slide away!
- Although they’re made for a hot, wet place, store condoms in somewhere cool and dry until your ready to unleash ‘em.
- While condoms last longer than any sex romp—even if you’re into kama sutra—they do expire eventually. If they’ve got spermicide, they’re good for three years max. If they’re just plain ole rubbers—five years.
- Always use latex rubber condoms because lambskin and other “natural” materials are permeable and the tiny pores will not prevent the spread of STDs.
- While carrying a condom with you seems like a good preemptive measure, you can actually damage the goods that way. Make sure the packaged condom is protected from punctures and accidental rips so your smart game plan isn’t blown by foul play in your purse.
- If you’re going through the back door, aka the booty, you must change condoms before you enter the main dining room, aka the va-jay-jay. After all, you don’t want to track across your clean floor. [Men’s Health]
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Amelia
wrote on June 9 2008 @ 03:39 pm: [report]
The aka’s in #6 are cracking me up.
mikeyyy
wrote on October 26 2008 @ 12:46 pm: [report]
Anything oil based can also create a breeding ground for all sorts of nasty bacterias, virus etc. (not just STD’s). You should use water based lubricants because you’re body can process/get rid of them much easier.
BBGood
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 07:03 am: [report]
I must disagree somewhat with mikeyyy, Yes, while true that certain veggie oils can be a breading ground if used pure. BUT, if a vegan oil source is used and also contains broadspectrum anti-bacterial agents along with other beneficial natural ingredients, then the risk of baddies being inset because of the veggie part is as risky any other way of having sex, lube or not.
I must add that as a manufacture of natural products, there are vegan sources that can well attain the lubrification required and as well stimulate natural lubrification on the female side while being totally natural and toxic free. If fact, why not see for yourself at our exclusive distributor http://www.aqualaria.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=7_59
We will also be introducing more products of this nature soon. Once again - all natural and nothing to worry about except the present moment of pleasure.
brandyalexander
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 07:31 am: [report]
Well good morning fellow kinky vegan… welcome to the frisky, i hope you stay a while longer, and not just to push your product
BTW, as vegan friendly as I am, I would say that the “broadspectrum anti-bacterial agents” are what make your oil safe, not the fact that it is vegan… I mean, so is olive oil, but I wouldn’t try using that…