What?! Chinese Woman Wants Plastic Surgery To Look Like Jessica Alba

Posted by: Jessica Wakeman Filed in: celebs
2:40PM, Wednesday January 27th 2010

Lordy, Lordy, I hope this news story is as fake as it sounds: a 21-year-old Chinese woman identified only as Xiaoqing allegedly told the Shanghai Daily newspaper she is so desperate to win back her ex-boyfriend that she’s getting plastic surgery to look like Jessica Alba. “I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it,” the woman allegedly said. Well, considering Jessica Alba does not look even remotely Asian, Xiaoqing’s got her (sad, sad) work cut out for her!

According to Fox News, the 28-year-old ex wanted Xiaoqing to wear her makeup like Alba (whatever that means) and even bought her a blond wig and fake eyelashes. Allegedly, the ex sacked Xiaoqing after she nixed the movie star getup.

But now she apparently says, “I love him very much ... I don’t want to lose him.” Xiaoqing met with doctors at a plastic surgery clinic, who confirmed a meeting took place. But it’s unclear if the procedures will go forward, especially since Xiaoqing referred to herself as “a psychologically weak person.”

Personally, I think this whole story sounds totally bogus. Jessica Alba is not even a blonde! So please cross your fingers that it’s either a pile of hooey, or some very sophisticated guerrilla street theater performance to mock Heidi Montag for morphing into a human Barbie. [Fox News]

comments

xifeng882
wrote on January 27 2010 @ 02:56 pm: [report]

Nope, its real. So many of my Korean and Chinese friends want to the Asian Jessica Alba too.

You have no idea how big plastic surgery is in Asia. There have been lawsuits where men have sued their wives because their children don’t turn out as attractive as expected because the women had plastic surgery and never told the men about it. And there’s this kind of cute Korean movie where the lead woman wants to be a singer but is too ugly to be a star, so she gets surgery and all her wildest dreams come true. It’s disturbing.

Girl bands are the worst, they seriously all look like they were modified to look exactly the same.

It just makes me depressed.

xifeng882
wrote on January 27 2010 @ 02:58 pm: [report]

“want to be the Asian Jessica Alba”

I meant that the movie is cute in a really disturbing way.

I need to learn to proof read.