Celebrities Are Hoarding All The Best Jobs

SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Acting: Scarlett has been a pretty reputable actress since she appeared in “North” at 10 years old. While she annoys us at times (jealousy, perhaps?), she has had success in indie and artsy films and mainstream movies. Actually, her less-mass performances seem to go over better. This girl’s got a future in pictures.
Singing: I didn’t enjoy her album of Tom Waits covers, but some people did. Come September, she will release an album of duets with Pete Yorn.
Modeling: She knows how to do the “sexy” look, and is a favorite of labels like Dolce & Gabbana.
Career Advice: Scarlett should stick to acting and modeling for fashion brands and cosmetics. She’s putting in her time trying to make her music career take off, but we think she’s forcing it.