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Annika Harris's avatar   Posted by: Annika Harris | Filed in: Celebs
  3:30PM, Monday August 18th 2008

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Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky

Sometimes, it’s kind of difficult not to be jealous of celebrities. They attend a-list events, get free stuff and usually have someone at their every beck and call. However, we came up with a list of girlfriends and wives that we don’t envy because being in a relationship with their men is way more work than we’d ever want to do in the name of love.

Beth Ostrosky: Engaged to Howard Stern.
Pros:

  • Her relationship will always have humor.
  • He will keep her supplied with blonde hair dye and extensions.

    • Cons:
  • She’s committed to the most sexist d-bag on the planet.
  • He has publicly admitted that he has a very small penis.

    • Michael Phelps’ future girlfriend: Whoever she may be…
    Pros:
  • He won eight gold medals at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
  • And six golds and two bronze medals at the 2004 Athens Olympics.

    • Cons:
  • His endorsement deals are sure to roll in now, making his life one big publicity tour.
  • He plans to change swimming the same way Michael Jordan changed basketball and Tiger Woods changed golf.
  • Women all over the country admire his abs.

    • Kate Middleton: Has been dating Prince William for about six years.
    Pros:
  • She could some day be a princess.
  • She just has to mention her bf and the free stuff starts pouring in.

    • Cons:
  • She will never be more important than Prince William’s royal duties.
  • She is constantly followed and photographed by the media.

    • Camille, Duchess of Cornwall: Is the second wife of Prince Charles.
    Pros:
  • She has a royal title.

  • Cons:
  • She has to live up to Princess Diana’s legacy.
  • Her royal duties include accompanying Prince Charles in his royal obligations.

    • Beyonce: Is married to Jay-Z.
    Pros:
  • He’s an excellent provider and businessman.
  • They are a power couple in the entertainment industry.

    • Cons:
  • He won’t publicly admit to their marriage.
  • She, on occasion, must walk 10 feet behind him in public.

    • Cassie: Sean “Diddy” Combs’ on-again-off-again girlfriend.
    Pros:
  • He’s one of the most powerful men in the music industry and media.
  • He likes giving expensive gifts.

    • Cons:
  • He refuses to see her exclusively.
  • She is signed to his record label, Bad Boy Records.
  • He has been known to have a different flavor-of-the-month.
  • She will never be as important as his six children or business empire.

    • Brooke Mueller: Charlie Sheen’s new bride of only a month-and-a-half.
    Pros:
  • He has a legacy in Hollywood.
  • He is currently the highest paid actor on television.
    Cons:
  • He continues to engage in a public feud with ex-wife, Denise Richards.
  • He has been known to have a bit of a prostitution addiction.


    • Tags: beyonce, charlie sheen, jay-z, howard stern, beth ostrosky, michael phelps, kate middleton


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    Kiki T's avatar

    Kiki T
    wrote on August 18 2008 @ 04:02 pm:

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    ...and let’s not forget for some of these cases, the BIG CON would be having to f*** them


    Leigh Raines's avatar

    Leigh Raines
    wrote on August 18 2008 @ 04:23 pm:

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    Personally, I’m a huge Howard fan.  Not in a sexual way, but I find him hilarious as I take his humor with a grain of salt and he just doesn’t piss me off.  So I’m actually happy for Beth.  Camilla, however, grosses me out and pretty much tore up a royal marriage (aren’t they usually classier than us in their affairs over in Europe?)


    Linda's avatar

    Linda
    wrote on August 19 2008 @ 06:23 am:

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    I am sure I could get used to looking at Howard Stern every morning when I wake up in bed..... Oh dear, I just threw up in my mouth a little then. Sorry.  smile


    Budlight Lime Gal's avatar

    Budlight Lime Gal
    wrote on August 19 2008 @ 10:05 am:

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    I would LOVE to be w/ Michael Phelps! Who wouldn’t!!!


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