Celebrity Girlfriends/Wives We Don't Envy

Celebrity Girlfriends/Wives We Don’t Envy

Posted by: Annika Harris | Filed in: Celebs
5:30PM, Monday August 18th 2008

Sometimes, it’s kind of difficult not to be jealous of celebrities. They attend a-list events, get free stuff and usually have someone at their every beck and call. However, we came up with a list of girlfriends and wives that we don’t envy because being in a relationship with their men is way more work than we’d ever want to do in the name of love.

Beth Ostrosky: Engaged to Howard Stern.
Pros:

Her relationship will always have humor.

He will keep her supplied with blonde hair dye and extensions.

Cons:

She’s committed to the most sexist d-bag on the planet.

He has publicly admitted that he has a very small penis.

Michael Phelps’ future girlfriend: Whoever she may be…
Pros:

He won eight gold medals at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

And six golds and two bronze medals at the 2004 Athens Olympics.

Cons:

His endorsement deals are sure to roll in now, making his life one big publicity tour.

He plans to change swimming the same way Michael Jordan changed basketball and Tiger Woods changed golf.

Women all over the country admire his abs.

Kate Middleton: Has been dating Prince William for about six years.
Pros:

She could some day be a princess.

She just has to mention her bf and the free stuff starts pouring in.

Cons:

She will never be more important than Prince William’s royal duties.

She is constantly followed and photographed by the media.

Camille, Duchess of Cornwall: Is the second wife of Prince Charles.
Pros:

She has a royal title.

Cons:

She has to live up to Princess Diana’s legacy.

Her royal duties include accompanying Prince Charles in his royal obligations.

Beyonce: Is married to Jay-Z.
Pros:

He’s an excellent provider and businessman.

They are a power couple in the entertainment industry.

Cons:

He won’t publicly admit to their marriage.

She, on occasion, must walk 10 feet behind him in public.

Cassie: Sean “Diddy” Combs’ on-again-off-again girlfriend.
Pros:

He’s one of the most powerful men in the music industry and media.

He likes giving expensive gifts.

Cons:

He refuses to see her exclusively.

She is signed to his record label, Bad Boy Records.

He has been known to have a different flavor-of-the-month.

She will never be as important as his six children or business empire.

Brooke Mueller: Charlie Sheen’s new bride of only a month-and-a-half.
Pros:

He has a legacy in Hollywood.

He is currently the highest paid actor on television.
Cons:

He continues to engage in a public feud with ex-wife, Denise Richards.

He has been known to have a bit of a prostitution addiction.

Kiki T
wrote on August 18 2008 @ 07:02 pm:

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...and let’s not forget for some of these cases, the BIG CON would be having to f*** them

Leigh Raines
wrote on August 18 2008 @ 07:23 pm:

Personally, I’m a huge Howard fan. Not in a sexual way, but I find him hilarious as I take his humor with a grain of salt and he just doesn’t piss me off. So I’m actually happy for Beth. Camilla, however, grosses me out and pretty much tore up a royal marriage (aren’t they usually classier than us in their affairs over in Europe?)

Linda
wrote on August 19 2008 @ 09:23 am:

I am sure I could get used to looking at Howard Stern every morning when I wake up in bed..... Oh dear, I just threw up in my mouth a little then. Sorry.

Budlight Lime Gal
wrote on August 19 2008 @ 01:05 pm:

I would LOVE to be w/ Michael Phelps! Who wouldn’t!!!

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