Carl’s Jr. Recruits Audrina Patridge For Burger Ad
Posted by: Olivia Allin
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12:30PM, Sunday June 7th 2009
Hungry? Audrina Patridge of “The Hills” must be, cause that girl is skinnnnnny. And you know what people whose fame depends on them being thin do when they get hungry? They go to Carl’s Jr. for a Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger! Wait, that can’t be right…I heard they ate Styrofoam and pretended cigarettes were an all-you-can-eat buffet of smoke? Either way, Audrina donned a tiny gold bikini in Malibu for the latest Carl’s Jr. ad. She was psyched. “I had an absolute blast shooting,” she told People. “When I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!” You’d be salivating too if you hadn’t eaten since high school.
It’s impressive that toothpick Carl’s Jr.‘s spokeswomen even know how to hold burgers. Maybe someone demonstrates first? And why do they always have to be sexily eating a burger? I mean, Padma Lakshmi sitting on a curb, licking up barbecue sauce that fell on her foot? Paris Hilton washing a car? I’m not sure which is weirder, the idea that she washes her own car or that she can stop talking long enough to pack a 660 calorie burger into her mouth. Why can’t they show a chubby girl spilling ketchup on her boobs? Cause I think that’s hot. I volunteer myself, cause instead of taking a bite and spitting it out, I’d woman-up, eat those rows of burgers and then request a milkshake. Hey Carl, call me!
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MoonBabye
wrote on June 7 2009 @ 01:09 pm: [report]
“Cause I think that’s hot. I volunteer myself, cause instead of taking a bite and spitting it out, I’d woman-up, eat those rows of burgers and then request a milkshake. Hey Carl, call me!”
^Priceless!
BayAreaBeauty
wrote on June 7 2009 @ 03:26 pm: [report]
Umm…didn’t she just star in a campaign for PETA?
Muttface
wrote on June 7 2009 @ 06:28 pm: [report]
@olivia allin- Insecure much?
Backliteyes
wrote on June 7 2009 @ 08:23 pm: [report]
@Muttface: I got the same vibe.
Backliteyes
wrote on June 7 2009 @ 08:32 pm: [report]
@BayAreaBeauty: That doesn’t necessarily mean she’s a vegetarian.
Kati-Anne
wrote on June 7 2009 @ 09:16 pm: [report]
It’s not so much the super skinny girl eating burgers that I find slightly absurd and kind of hilarious, it’s the breast implants and meat in the same commercial. Bad cliche much? Unless, that is, they are trying to juxtaposition a fake-boobed ‘reality’ star with no talent against a simple, greasy, actually tasty burger. However, the fast food industry is rarely that subversive and ‘celebrities’ tend not to have that great of a sense of humor.
Olivia Allin
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 10:04 am: [report]
@Muttface I just think it’s misleading. But yes, I am insecure in general but I also enjoy food immensely. Thanks.
brandyalexander
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 10:15 am: [report]
Seriously, you can see where this is photoshopped right above where her waist is. Noone is that skinny.
GreenAura
wrote on June 8 2009 @ 11:59 am: [report]
I think she looks great, not too skinny at all! And besides, she probably rarely eats fast food so she is able to maintain that body…along with some help from an incredibly overpriced personal trainer.
LAinLA
wrote on July 1 2009 @ 07:20 pm: [report]
She’s hot but dense, met her in NY one time, she got into a cat fight with my date…full on shoving match…she was LC and the 350 pound bouncer at B8 had to get in-between them…yes, it was awesome.