Camouflage Your Cuchini!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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sex
2:30PM, Monday April 27th 2009
Last week we told you about the Vaj-J Visor, a female protective cup that shields your netherbits during grooming. Today, Jezebel clues us in to the Cuchini, which attaches to your undies and “smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area, providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance.” The purpose? Sayonara camel toe! Maybe Lady Gaga should invest? [RGS via Jezebel]
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Humble Bee
wrote on April 27 2009 @ 02:46 pm: [report]
If there is one thing, I just cannot stand. Thats a camel toe. I don’t know why, I just can’t stand looking at someones suffocated crotch.
Catherine
wrote on April 27 2009 @ 02:55 pm: [report]
I wonder if Beyonce uses these, because I have always wondered how she escapes CT while prancing around in unitards.
rsonnack
wrote on April 27 2009 @ 03:43 pm: [report]
maybe i’d consider these if i one day find myself in a swimsuit beauty pageant, but i’d rather not wear a pad on days when i DONT have my period…
cattgirl813
wrote on April 27 2009 @ 05:19 pm: [report]
Wouldn’t properly fitting undies and pants achieve the same effect without an additional layer? Just asking.
MissPiss
wrote on April 27 2009 @ 08:55 pm: [report]
Gross. If I’m in a bikini, and you can see my labia majora, so be it. They’re there, they exist, so what. Why try to hide it with an overpriced pantyliner?
shelleatualive
wrote on April 27 2009 @ 09:02 pm: [report]
that seems like it would be pretty uncomfortable
friskyman68
wrote on April 28 2009 @ 06:36 am: [report]
agree with MissPiss
fallenangel915
wrote on April 28 2009 @ 06:45 am: [report]
I also agree with MissPiss. Store mannequins can have nipples, but women’s labia cannot show through their bathing suit bottoms? Here’s a tip: DON’T LOOK!
lawngnome
wrote on April 28 2009 @ 07:11 am: [report]
This Cuchini thing looks like a nightmare. I’ll take camel toe over poochie cooter any day. Seriously, who wants to be mistaken for a drag queen at the pool?
DancerNinja
wrote on May 1 2009 @ 07:24 am: [report]
People will come up with anything to make a buck. The next product of the future might be labia shaped cuchini to enhance the camel toe effect, much like we now have “fake nipples” you can slide into your bra.