Bust Up Gum Boosts The Size Of Your Boobies

A-cups, rejoice! Pop a piece of Bust Up Gum, which claims to increase bust size, and get the boobs of your dreams! And pigs can fly and Lindsay Lohan is going to get her act together. Sorry, this product sounds like the sort of thing only encountered on the Hogwarts Express. In the minor defense of the makers of Bust Up Gum, the creators at least went through the pretense of making a brilliant scientific discovery. They included fancy schmancy ingredients and all: Maltitol, Lactitol, Hydrogenated Glucose Syrup, and Pueraria. So, I guess this won’t work for you if you are into organic or that natural food business, but whatevs, you can’t have everything. Oh, but a a few notes of caution. The label recommends popping at least six tablets per day and also advises that you should not consume during pregnancy, breastfeeding, menstruation, or if you have been diagnosed with medical conditions of the ovaries, uterus, or breast.  Oh, also, consuming in large amounts may cause loose bowels. That might be a problem for some.

OK, all joking aside, I really don’t think this product is safe. One piece of Bust Up Gum contains more chemicals than a box of Fruit Loops. I am also a wee bit nervous about the not consuming during menstruation bit. Why? What is in this gum that requires abstaining from it during my period? And why is this going to loosen my bowels? There are a lot of beauty products out there that don’t work, but they are generally harmless enough when used properly and prove good fodder for dinner party conversations. This one looks dodgy. If you are even entertaining the possibility of trying Bust Up Gum, think of this: What will you tell your doctor when you are rushed to the ER?