The Bust Up Cream, a breast firming and enlarging herbal cream, is one of a kind. The claims are what you would expect: bigger and firmer boobs in one week by rubbing said cream on once or twice a day. The dubious ingredients are pueraria mirifica extract, collagen protein, honey, ginseng root extract, and royal jelly. Not entirely sure what royal jelly is, but let’s move on to bigger (no pun intended) and greater concerns. How does honey make your breasts inflate? Isn’t ginseng supposed to cure colds or something?
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averardoll
wrote on July 22 2009 @ 08:12 am: [report]
Royal Jelly is kind of like honey.
_jsw_
wrote on July 22 2009 @ 08:36 am: [report]
I don’t what your issue is with these, Frisky. I like most of them. I’ll review them in reverse order because, um, I’m at the end and I can write this as I go back through them.
Ooh… I think I’ll be buying some Pinknipple Cream for myself, as my nipples seem unconditioned. They’re pink enough, but I’m not sure they’re as rosy as they could be, nor as conditioned. I’m not sure what “conditioned” means in terms of nipples, but I’ll find out!
And SmartDouble has “nanomolecules” to “help penetrate effectively.” I have to get this product, because the ones with gigantic molecules are not all that helpful and just feel, well, like sand. Which hurts. And, hey, anything that helps me to penetrate effectively has to be good, right? *winks seductively*
The Finale Whitening Cream should be helpful for making my iPhone gleam like new. Also, it might make my nipples even pinker.
I think I’ll avoid F-Cup Tea unless I’m feeling a bit backed up.
I don’t think I have any use for the Intimate Tightening Serum, unless maybe I overdo it on the F-Cup Tea and am the opposite of backed up.
I’m definitely going to try out the Bust Up Cream, just down below *winks again* *points seductively* because “firming and enlarging” sounds good. Wikipedia tells me that royal jelly “has also been reported to stimulate the growth of glial cells and neural stem cells in the brain,” which doesn’t mean a lot to me, but I see that it does mention growth, and I do often think with my penis, so this seems like a product for me.
Rose
wrote on July 22 2009 @ 08:47 am: [report]
Royal Jelly is secreted by bees as food for the queen bee. Not quite like honey, but there’s the bee connection.
averardoll
wrote on July 22 2009 @ 10:22 am: [report]
Glial cells are the support system of neurons. Anywho, these products all seem to be made from a Thai company. This explains the whitening products here, as isn’t skin bleaching unfortunately in vogue.
_jsw_
wrote on July 22 2009 @ 10:32 am: [report]
@averardoll: I knew that - I was just attempting humor. Poorly. :o
tracy122683
wrote on July 22 2009 @ 02:35 pm: [report]
@ _jsw_ That was great! I really enjoyed your comment. Thanks!
MariaMaria
wrote on March 7 2010 @ 12:28 am: [report]
Smart Double for men says “Nanomolecules help penetrate effectively”
Helps the product penetrate effectively, or helps YOU penetrate effectively?
And also, it says, “Product for Specific Area” except that that area is totally unspecified.