Britney Spears: “All That She Wants” Is Another Baby

She leads a lonely life, but Britney Spears is still the Ace of Base.  A new track just popped up on Youtube.com that has the baby pop-er sampling the classic nineties hit “All That She Wants.”  The chorus lyrics (“All that she wants is another baby, she’s gone tomorrow boy”) explain Britney’s vicious cycle, but the truth finally sounds good! The remix is hot, way hotter than her questionable pap/skeezy boyfriend Adnan. In his Entertainment Tonight interview, the man with facial hair like a porn stars vajajay (hello, bacon strip!) discussed shopping for pregnancy tests with Brit earlier this month saying he thought she wanted to carry his child. Poor baby! Vh1’s Save the Music charity should buy Spears a box of condoms. [You Tube]