Britney Spears Thinks Kevin Federline Has Gotten Fat

Mean Or Hilarious?: Britney Calls Out ‘K-Fatter-line’ On His Weight Gain

Posted by: Olivia Allin Filed in: celebs
3:40PM, Monday July 6th 2009

America’s former sweetheart is apparently pretty mean! Britney Spears has reportedly been giving ex-hub Kevin Federline crap about turning into a fatty-bo-batty. She allegedly calls him “K-Fatter-line,” “fat housewife,” and often asks him when the baby’s due. According to Celebitchy, BritBrit has insisted K-Fed lose the 85-or-so pounds he’s gained since they got married five years ago, so he can “stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy.” [Celebitchy]

Wait, I’m not sure who to make fun of first. Britney calling anyone sloppy is amazing. I feel bad for K-Fed getting made fun of, but he does hookup with mad chicks and has totally mooched off Britney for years. Do you guys think Britney’s being rude or should K-Fed drop the extra Olsen?

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Humble Bee
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 03:45 pm: [report]

i dunno, but just look at those fries, they’re freaking hypnotizing, mmmmmm… must have k-fat’s fries… they look crispy yummy. *snaps out of it*
oh yeah, Britney so mean. She used to be lard ass herself.

_jsw_
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 03:53 pm: [report]

I’m tired of the media objectifying men and seeing us only as sex objects.

That said, he seems to have put on most of that weight in the past year or so, and that implies he’s eating about 1,000 calories a day or so more than he burns off. So, he must be eating about 1,000 calories a day or so.

lea322
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 03:56 pm: [report]

She’s rude AND he should lose some weight. I don’t care if he’s not in the best shape of his life, but putting on 85 pounds just isn’t healthy.

GreenAura
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 04:01 pm: [report]

He does need to be a better example of health for his children, but Britney is none to talk. Especially since her diet (as far as in the public eye) has consisted of Cheetos, Taco Bell and cigarettes.

joyy
wrote on July 6 2009 @ 04:07 pm: [report]

A lot of people I know said that marriage isn’t what put their own weight on - having kids is what did it! I don’t have kids, but I’m under the impression that they take up a considerable amount of one’s free time ... free time to, say, exercise?

85 lbs overweight is definitely something anyone concerned with their health should address, but name-calling the dude who’s been taking care of your kids for how many years while you were out being unfit to even take care of *yourself* sounds pretty effing rude in my book.