Breaking News! Ashlee Simpson Pregnant With Her First Emo-Punk Child!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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11:17AM, Monday April 14th 2008
According to Us Weekly, that is. Isn’t it amazing how so many people in Hollywood can’t seem to figure out how to put on a condom properly? Papa Joe must be freaking out.
UPDATE: Pete Wentz is denying that his fiancee is knocked up, saying, “There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean were engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.” [Perez Hilton]
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Simcha
wrote on April 14 2008 @ 01:03 pm: [report]
You know they’re going to flat iron the baby’s hair and put eyeliner on it
Amelia
wrote on April 14 2008 @ 01:28 pm: [report]
Baby’s First Flatiron, the perfect baby shower gift!
amanda lynn
wrote on April 14 2008 @ 01:50 pm: [report]
...wondering if baby will have mommy’s original nose…
Amelia
wrote on April 14 2008 @ 02:18 pm: [report]
Not to mention her original chin…hair color…